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K-Far · « **on:** July 03, 2009, 10:14:15 PM »

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TEM · « **Reply #1 on:** July 03, 2009, 10:24:50 PM »

Make sure my helmet and suit is airtight for the big exit.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #2 on:** July 03, 2009, 11:04:26 PM »

I decide to sleep for 15 more minutes.

Black Mage · « **Reply #3 on:** July 03, 2009, 11:37:47 PM »

After wrestling against the welling self-doubt that had been accruing since junior astronaut school, I come to the pivotal life-changing decision that I will leave behind my old life and follow my true life's ambition of becoming a professional gambler.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #4 on:** July 04, 2009, 12:07:00 AM »

Have a panic attack and be shipped to a medical facility.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 04, 2009, 01:56:03 AM »

I cook a space omelet.

Glorb · « **Reply #6 on:** July 04, 2009, 08:44:47 AM »

I sleep for an hour and twenty-five minutes.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 04, 2009, 08:50:21 AM »

Then I wake up and find that the space omelet is cold, so I microwave it for four minutes and thirty seconds.

Rao · « **Reply #8 on:** July 04, 2009, 11:48:59 AM »

I get ready.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 04, 2009, 12:55:50 PM »

I practice my Vulcan hand-sign and do my throat exercises by shouting "KHAAAAAAAN!"

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #10 on:** July 04, 2009, 01:07:28 PM »

I decide to play Team Fortress 2 instead.

K-Far · « **Reply #11 on:** July 04, 2009, 04:21:19 PM »

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Black Mage · « **Reply #12 on:** July 04, 2009, 04:43:11 PM »

I become thoroughly despondent and regret the choice made earlier in the day concerning my course of action.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #13 on:** July 04, 2009, 05:06:19 PM »

I keep driving on the rim, even though it's totally going to be ruined. I won't need a car once I'm in space.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #14 on:** July 04, 2009, 06:09:26 PM »

I commit suicide by sucking on my running car's exhaust pipe.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 04, 2009, 06:42:30 PM »

I cook a space omelet on the engine block.

Rao · « **Reply #16 on:** July 04, 2009, 07:22:35 PM »

I get the spare tire out of the trunk and change it on the side of the road, and then proceed to the launching pad.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 05, 2009, 11:34:03 AM »

I call my buddy Sonic the Hedgehog to carry me at Mach 1 the rest of the way there.

Glorb · « **Reply #18 on:** July 05, 2009, 01:49:57 PM »

I decide that I'd best leave space exploration to the professionals and rock out to my Crystal Method/Chemical Brothers/Prodigy mixtape.

K-Far · « **Reply #19 on:** July 06, 2009, 05:28:40 AM »

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CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 06, 2009, 05:43:07 AM »

"Kiss me, you fool!"

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #21 on:** July 06, 2009, 07:38:52 AM »

If alex = girl
{
If girl = cute
{
pickup_line = true
buy_beer = true
}
If girl = ugly
{
pickup_line = false
buy_beer = false
}
}

If alex = guy
{
pickup_line = false
buy_beer = true
}

Anyone mind telling me how my GML is? I think I may be a little rusty.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #22 on:** July 06, 2009, 10:10:25 AM »

"Alex, why did we go to 'collage' instead of college?"

TEM · « **Reply #23 on:** July 06, 2009, 10:16:10 AM »

"I'm an astronaut, who's the 'retard that doesn't study enough' now?"

Glorb · « **Reply #24 on:** July 06, 2009, 12:38:57 PM »

"What exactly were all those jars on your half of the room for?"

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #25 on:** July 06, 2009, 01:04:19 PM »

"The direction away from the center of gravity of a planetary object. Did you skip that day in astronaut school?"

Black Mage · « **Reply #26 on:** July 06, 2009, 01:45:29 PM »

"What isn't up, Andy? In this upside down world we live in are we really the capable of making judgments on matters we cannot fully understand? I thought you, my former roommate Arthur, of all people would understand that. How far we've fallen, Albert. How far we've fallen."

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #27 on:** July 06, 2009, 01:55:26 PM »

NOTE: K-Far should pick Black Mage's responses more often.

Glorb · « **Reply #28 on:** July 06, 2009, 02:06:40 PM »

stfu!!!!!!!!!

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #29 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:20:23 PM »

I think he picks the absolute most boring response, so if you want to get picked there's still good opportunity for this juncture.

TEM · « **Reply #30 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:38:30 PM »

"I'm an astronaut and I'm going to space."

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #31 on:** July 06, 2009, 04:00:22 PM »

Quote from: Lizard Dude on July 06, 2009, 03:20:23 PM

I think he picks the absolute most boring response, so if you want to get picked there's still good opportunity for this juncture.

This topic is only good for reading the responses not picked.

Glorb · « **Reply #32 on:** July 06, 2009, 04:38:57 PM »

"K-Far will not pick this response, knowing that he must pick something unexpected to beat people's opinion that he only picks boring responses."

K-Far · « **Reply #33 on:** July 06, 2009, 06:55:11 PM »

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Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #34 on:** July 06, 2009, 08:29:24 PM »

Sure they do. Just not in the direction you have in mind.

TEM · « **Reply #35 on:** July 06, 2009, 08:35:27 PM »

"Kiss me, you fool!" << romantic plot that might keep the astronaut from going into space? Sounds like a story to me.

"Alex, why did we go to 'collage' instead of college?" << Maybe her misspelling reveals that "Alex" is a spy from another countries space program, lot's of story there!

"I'm an astronaut, who's the 'retard that doesn't study enough' now?" << A past rivalry? Maybe Alex is the Gary MF Oak of the main character's life and he has just been assigned to join the astronaut into space! DRAMA!

"The direction away from the center of gravity of a planetary object. Did you skip that day in astronaut school?" Low budget educational straight-to-VHS movie about gravity and stuff?

"What isn't up, Andy? In this upside down world we live in are we really the capable of making judgments on matters we cannot fully understand? I thought you, my former roommate Arthur, of all people would understand that. How far we've fallen, Albert. How far we've fallen." << Clearly there's enough potential depth here to get a novel in the works. Does the astronaut have Alzheimer's? Does Alex have a plethora of alias? Commentary on the current state of humanity within the realm of the science fiction universe being presented where astronauts drive from their houses to launch sites on the day of takeoff? I could go on forever with potential plot direction on this one!

"I'm an astronaut and I'm going to space." << Yeah this one doesn't really make the story go anywhere.

"K-Far will not pick this response, knowing that he must pick something unexpected to beat people's opinion that he only picks boring responses." << Breaking the forth wall, EDGY.

Don't blame us for you lack of imagination and/or fear to take the story anywhere remotely interesting or fun.

Glorb · « **Reply #36 on:** July 06, 2009, 09:00:56 PM »

I'm assuming mysterious jars aren't interesting enough for this narrative.

TEM · « **Reply #37 on:** July 06, 2009, 09:04:17 PM »

Oops, missed one.

K-Far · « **Reply #38 on:** July 06, 2009, 11:58:13 PM »

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Black Mage · « **Reply #39 on:** July 07, 2009, 12:45:56 AM »

After realizing how ineffective my astronaut training appeared to be, I look back further into my past for guidance. I recall a time back in astronaut collage when I got into a scuffle over an article in the newspaper about planetary objects. Something about their gravity and its direction, but that's not important. What mattered was that I found myself going blow to blow with Abby. I relied on my astronaut training, and clenched my body as tight as humanly possible. This, unfortunately, proved to protect nothing and as Addison exchanged her final blow she knocked me into the shelves on the wall. As I hit the ground, I found myself surrounded by the remains of the shelf and the shards of the broken jars that once mysteriously sat upon them. Thinking back, perhaps Aaron was right... Maybe I didn't study enough. Alas, I can only believe in what I know, and as such, I further clench my muscles as tight as the most professional of astronauts.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #40 on:** July 07, 2009, 01:00:04 AM »

What he said.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #41 on:** July 07, 2009, 07:11:02 AM »

Quote from: K-Far on July 06, 2009, 11:58:13 PM

STFU, I'm Going somewhere with this.
I just want to get the petty little stuff out of the way as fast as possible so I can get to the real big plot twists.

If you're just looking to write a story, why not publish it in "Fan Creations" with chapters and structure?

If you really want an interactive story that leaves the actions of the character up to someone else, then you should probably be prepared to have the story go somewhere other than where you planned it to.

...just sayin'.

For story purposes:

Instead of clenching my body, which clearly isn't working, I loosen up and grab a beer from a convenient nearby fridge. I figure if I'm going to pass out, it might as well be because I'm drunk.

Glorb · « **Reply #42 on:** July 07, 2009, 08:33:30 AM »

I fight the irrestistable urge to pass out, and instead enter a state of super-awakeness.

TEM · « **Reply #43 on:** July 07, 2009, 09:44:07 AM »

I just pass out, I was feeling groggy from waking up so early and needed a nap anyway.

Rao · « **Reply #44 on:** July 07, 2009, 01:57:52 PM »

I start feeling sharp pains in my chest, I can't breathe. The stress is so severe that I go into a self-induced coma to prevent myself from surrendering to total insanity.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #45 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:32:20 PM »

I hit the "ABORT MISSION" button but nothing happens, foreshadowing an Apollo 13-esque trip to the moon.

K-Far · « **Reply #46 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:14:36 PM »

THIS STORY IS CANCELED!!! I WILL MAKE A MORE OPEN ENDED STORY SOON!!! THIS SPACE IS AVAILIBLE FOR RANDOM STUFF!!!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #47 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:22:11 PM »

I decide to get up off the painful remains of the jars and walk around. But the gravity has failed(?) and there are now thousands of pieces of glass floating around the cockpit! We did get as far as launching, right?

Rao · « **Reply #48 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:34:02 PM »

K-Far? More like 2-Far!

K-Far · « **Reply #49 on:** July 08, 2009, 12:13:43 AM »

Quote from: Rao on July 07, 2009, 11:34:02 PM

K-Far? More like 2-Far!

*cough* stupid pun *cough, cough*

Glorb · « **Reply #50 on:** July 08, 2009, 11:22:27 AM »

K-Far? More like K-Fart!!!!!

Anyway, I decide to put on mah space soot and jump out of the ship and live on the moon. I begin my settlement by building a fire.

Glorb · « **Reply #51 on:** July 08, 2009, 11:52:44 AM »

K-Fart? More like K-Mart!!!!!!!!

Rao · « **Reply #52 on:** July 08, 2009, 12:41:27 PM »

You can't build a fire on the moon, there's no oxygen to burn!

TEM · « **Reply #53 on:** July 08, 2009, 12:45:25 PM »

I make some oxygen for the fire. I begin to cross fertilize with the native moon damsels.

Glorb · « **Reply #54 on:** July 08, 2009, 12:49:28 PM »

My offspring become mighty and wish to topple me. Foolish mortals, they dare try to topple a GOD?

K-Mart? More like Gay-Mart!!!!!!!!

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #55 on:** July 08, 2009, 03:53:11 PM »

I eat my young, because they are small and tasty.

Gay-Mart? More like Ted Haggard Mart!

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #56 on:** July 08, 2009, 04:24:56 PM »

I take some Tums because they were also very spicy and caused heartburn.

[insert clever "moar liek" phrase involving Ted Haggard here]

-FoxMcCloud- · « **Reply #57 on:** July 08, 2009, 04:48:03 PM »

So, this is now an "Add one sentence to the tale" deal? Okay...

I then consider the moral implications of eating my own young, and wonder if the spicy flavor associated with them could simply be bad karma.

Rao · « **Reply #58 on:** July 08, 2009, 07:44:11 PM »

I jump as high as I can (which, on the moon, is pretty [darn] high!)

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #59 on:** July 08, 2009, 11:53:13 PM »

What in God's name is going on around here?

Rao · « **Reply #60 on:** July 09, 2009, 12:06:58 AM »

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FlamingBlueMario · « **Reply #61 on:** July 09, 2009, 12:08:11 AM »

Huh? Where did this game come from? I didn't see it here earlier.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #62 on:** July 09, 2009, 09:52:41 AM »

It's that astronaut interactive game or whatever, but K-Far went back and replaced every single one of his posts with gibberish.