Author Topic: Ask a smart question, get a stupid answer. (Read 5519 times)

dc804 · « **on:** September 11, 2009, 05:28:01 PM »

We have all played 'ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer'.

But I thought it would be lawlsome to receive completely illogical answer to great questions. You should know how to play. If you don't, the rules are simple to 'ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer' except for the question being smart. After answering the question, you ask your own question.

Lets start.

Why do so many people frown against gay marriage?

TEM · « **Reply #1 on:** September 11, 2009, 06:07:00 PM »

Butt sex.

Why do the terrorists hate our freedom so much?

WarpRattler · « **Reply #2 on:** September 11, 2009, 06:21:15 PM »

Butt sex.

Why do people insist on destroying natural beauty?

dc804 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 11, 2009, 07:10:41 PM »

Hooker parties.

Where did the citizens of Roanoke go?

Weegee · « **Reply #4 on:** September 11, 2009, 07:47:50 PM »

For some KFC.

How many licks does it take to reach the centre of a Tootsie Pop?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #5 on:** September 11, 2009, 08:26:29 PM »

The same licks it takes to get to the center of your mom.

Should marijuana be legalized?

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #6 on:** September 11, 2009, 08:42:58 PM »

Yeah, Grass is super-effective against boredom.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #7 on:** September 11, 2009, 08:50:10 PM »

The egg obviously. Breakfast comes before lunch.

Should guns be outlawed?

Weegee · « **Reply #8 on:** September 11, 2009, 08:55:19 PM »

Stupid people should be outlawed.

Why does society frown upon cannibalism?

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #9 on:** September 11, 2009, 08:56:50 PM »

Because too many people fight over the good cuts.

Is there such a thing as true evil?

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #10 on:** September 11, 2009, 09:08:59 PM »

Yeah, it's called this thread.

TEM · « **Reply #11 on:** September 11, 2009, 09:32:16 PM »

He didn't ask a question, what do we do? Is the thread over?

dc804 · « **Reply #12 on:** September 11, 2009, 09:55:36 PM »

No, we get back on track like it never happened.

OOPS. Smart answer.

I meant that we should all go watch tv.

If I went back in time to 1000 years ago and did nothing but step on a plant, how would that effect things today?

Shroomy95 · « **Reply #13 on:** October 10, 2009, 09:35:18 PM »

It would horribly mutate the human species.

Why does the media make completely uninformed criticism against video games?

WarpRattler · « **Reply #14 on:** October 10, 2009, 09:40:24 PM »

Butt sex.

Why do so many people confuse "affect" and "effect"?

Shroomy95 · « **Reply #15 on:** October 10, 2009, 09:41:50 PM »

butt sex

Why is butt sex such a popular response?

Weegee · « **Reply #16 on:** October 10, 2009, 09:52:15 PM »

It's regarded as the foremost all-American pastime.

Why is everything more expensive in Canada?

dc804 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 11, 2009, 10:09:46 AM »

Money goblins. They eat all of a businesses money which results in that business having to raise prices to replace the lost money.

How did butt sex come to be?

Electric · « **Reply #18 on:** October 11, 2009, 01:45:14 PM »

Cause Billy Mays says so.

Why are so many celebrities dying?