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Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« on: October 10, 2009, 01:01:37 PM »
Hot dog! I haven't been here for a while, but I thought of a game. I think of a weapon, and the next person has to think of a stronger one to trump mine, and so on:

A stone.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

Weegee

« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2009, 01:08:04 PM »
Holy crap! Well, may I be the first to say welcome back. On that note,

Chuck Norris.
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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2009, 01:08:46 PM »
God.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2009, 01:09:49 PM »
God with guns for hands.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2009, 01:17:02 PM »
God with God for hands.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

PaperLuigi

« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2009, 01:25:56 PM »
Richard Dawkins disproving God's existence.

EDIT: BTW I'm not an atheist. I apologize for this answer.
« Last Edit: October 10, 2009, 07:07:49 PM by PaperLuigi »
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Weegee

« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2009, 01:34:27 PM »
God.

EDIT: Someone PLEASE divert this before we delve any deeper into NatDT territory...
« Last Edit: October 10, 2009, 01:37:21 PM by Weegee »
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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2009, 01:38:12 PM »
God with nunchucks made out of monitor lizards.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2009, 01:46:35 PM »
A fat American watching TV is too lazy to go to the bathroom, so he poops under the couch cushion, which causes God to loose faith in humanity and kill himself.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

dc804

« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2009, 02:24:28 PM »
A ban on trans fats.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

PaperLuigi

« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2009, 03:54:48 PM »
An interest group advocating the legalization of trans fats.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2009, 03:55:19 PM »
A nuke.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2009, 05:14:30 PM »
The remains of a satellite that collided with God.
every

Weegee

« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2009, 05:22:55 PM »


Therefore,

Arceus.
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2009, 05:27:54 PM »
Level 1 Kangaskhan with Focus Sash item, Scrappy Ability, Endeavor, and Quick Attack.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

dc804

« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2009, 06:32:04 PM »
Chocolate milk.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

PaperLuigi

« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2009, 06:52:58 PM »
Really thirsty kid.

Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

dc804

« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2009, 06:53:58 PM »
This is turning into endless rock paper scissors.

Paedophile.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #18 on: October 10, 2009, 06:59:43 PM »
Gun.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

PaperLuigi

« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2009, 07:06:05 PM »
God.

Yeah, this is too similar to Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2009, 07:32:27 PM »
A babel fish.

Weegee

« Reply #21 on: October 10, 2009, 08:07:58 PM »
I think the trick is to stay out of the "this beats that" mindset, and instead focus on the concept of "this would be more powerful than that".

A Zebra Turkeyfish.
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Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #22 on: October 10, 2009, 08:11:37 PM »
Me
every

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #23 on: October 10, 2009, 08:16:53 PM »
Ped Xing.

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #24 on: October 10, 2009, 08:58:11 PM »
The Power of Aura

(I don't even know how many times I lost scrolling down through all this--mostly at this.)
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

GiftedGirl

« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2009, 07:54:48 PM »
The Power of Aura... to the power of ten.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #26 on: October 21, 2009, 08:43:26 PM »
The hatred of Bird Person... to the power of negative ten.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Weegee

« Reply #27 on: October 21, 2009, 08:50:18 PM »
OBAMA.
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Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #28 on: October 21, 2009, 08:57:50 PM »
OSAMA.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #29 on: October 21, 2009, 09:04:32 PM »
Achmed.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #30 on: October 21, 2009, 09:17:00 PM »
Caesar's ghost.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #31 on: October 22, 2009, 09:43:17 AM »
Shades of Elvis.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Weegee

« Reply #32 on: October 24, 2009, 10:01:15 PM »
Elephant seal army.

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TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #33 on: October 24, 2009, 10:06:13 PM »
Narwhal army.
0000

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #34 on: October 24, 2009, 10:37:02 PM »
The remains of a satellite that collided with God.
every

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #35 on: October 25, 2009, 01:32:27 PM »
Da Brudderhood of Zeeba Zeeba Eeta.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #36 on: October 25, 2009, 03:07:49 PM »
YOUR MOM.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #37 on: October 25, 2009, 03:36:27 PM »
The remains of a satellite that collided with your mom.
every

Ninjap00

« Reply #38 on: October 25, 2009, 03:45:32 PM »
YOUR FACE.

Weegee

« Reply #39 on: October 25, 2009, 05:42:18 PM »
MY MOM.
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Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #40 on: October 25, 2009, 05:47:01 PM »
The remains of your mom that collided with your face.
every

penguinwizard

« Reply #41 on: October 30, 2009, 05:16:22 PM »
Plunger face.

You didn't say wot wot.

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #42 on: October 30, 2009, 07:08:54 PM »
Person with plunger not quite covering face entirely so they can kind of see.
0000

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #43 on: October 30, 2009, 08:55:22 PM »
Mother Brain.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #44 on: November 01, 2009, 10:41:24 PM »
Shadow Brain
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #45 on: November 02, 2009, 07:51:55 AM »
Zombies.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #46 on: November 02, 2009, 08:01:38 AM »
A well-aimed headshot.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

penguinwizard

« Reply #47 on: November 02, 2009, 02:25:24 PM »
A wall a few feet tall.
You didn't say wot wot.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #48 on: November 02, 2009, 02:33:12 PM »
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Weegee

« Reply #49 on: November 02, 2009, 02:49:51 PM »
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #50 on: November 02, 2009, 07:45:45 PM »
Bird Person.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #51 on: November 02, 2009, 08:12:39 PM »
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef
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