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« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2011, 12:52:17 PM »
Yoshi can eat coins? The only ones I can recall are the ones fire attacks in SMW produced (ie: hit an enemy with your fire and they become a coin) and the ones in the YI minigames (the one about catch coins fired from a canon).

Are there others?
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« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2011, 02:04:21 PM »
He can eat them in SM64DS as well, but I'm pretty sure he can't in SMG2 or SMS.
If she is indeed genetically mutated such that she has an eye in the back of her head, then I guess that she is genetically mutated and has an eye in the back of her head.

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« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2011, 03:21:20 PM »
Thor is a good guy! And that wimpy little mallet ain't no mjolnir

Baby DK grows up to become DK Jr. who grows up to become modern DK.

So in the time it takes for Mario to age from baby to man, Donkey Kong ages from baby to child, and in the time it takes Donkey Kong to age from child to adult, Mario... doesn't really change at all?
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« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2011, 05:37:23 PM »
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Time passes quicker on DK Isle than it does in the rest of the Mushroom World.

Deedah studdah?

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« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2011, 09:08:53 PM »
Doesn't work

Time Pass 1: Yoshi's Island era -> Donkey Kong Arcade era
Mario grows from baby to adult with full mustache
Donkey Kong grows from baby to child with tank top shirt

Time pass 2: Donkey Kong Arcade era -> Super Mario Bros.
Mario starts saving princesses
Donkey Kong hasn't changed (presumably)

Time pass 3: Super Mario Bros. -> Super Mario Kart
Mario has changed his clothes, starts racing go-karts
Donkey Kong hasn't changed

Time pass 4: Super Mario Kart -> Donkey Kong Country
Mario hasn't changed (presumably)
Donkey Kong becomes an adult and gets a necktie

Time pass 5: Donkey Kong Country -> Mario Kart 64
Mario hasn't changed
Donkey Kong hasn't changed

Where was DK before Time Pass 4, especially in time pass 1 that time apparently went slower for him than everybody else (assuming the cartoon rule that all sentient species have the same lifespan)? How hasn't the fast time of DK Island killed him by now, if it put him up to adulthood that fast?
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« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2011, 10:55:45 PM »
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Time pass 3: Super Mario Bros. -> Super Mario Kart
Mario has changed his clothes, starts racing go-karts
Donkey Kong hasn't changed

Assuming DK'94 for the GB is the current canon depiction of the arcade game, it means DK Jr. was still really small.

By the time SMK rolled around, he was about the same size as both DK Sr. and Bowser, indicating he grew. A lot.

EDIT: I'd also like to point out that Baby Mario and Baby Luigi are both toddlers in the spin-offs, while Baby DK still appears to be an infant in his appearance in Mario Super Sluggers. Presumably the time he spent in the Mushroom Kingdom in the present halted his aging.

It's also highly possible Baby DK wasn't actually born until just before the events of YIDS, whereas Mario and Luigi were born right at the end of YI.  Perhaps DK was already younger than Mario to begin with.
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« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2011, 07:15:16 AM »
1-ups can heal or give temporary immortality
This would explain the Ultra Shroom from Paper Mario.

Mushroom World="Mobius"
They used helicopters in M&S!

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« Reply #22 on: September 01, 2011, 03:46:27 PM »
When did 1-Up Mushrooms give immortality?
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« Reply #23 on: September 01, 2011, 05:02:37 PM »
When bobbysq decided that was his fan explanation for how they work. That's the whole point of the thread. :P

BP

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« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2011, 12:44:48 AM »
Temporary immortality sounds about right. You can't die, until you die! Then you're fair game to be killed.

The Mario and Sonic Olympics games are a mass hallucination and do not actually exist

...or a glitch in the matrix
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« Reply #25 on: September 02, 2011, 07:04:58 AM »
The Mario and Sonic Olympics games are a mass hallucination and do not actually exist

...or a glitch in the matrix
That would explain the dream events. A lot.

« Reply #26 on: September 02, 2011, 04:15:38 PM »
Bowser's wife is either named Lena or Clawdia.
Do we have anything else to go with?

Cheatsy, Big Mouth, Kootie Pie, Hop, Bully, Hip, and Kooky all exist.
But they're just nicknames.

In the fortress behind every flagpole, there's a lasagna in the oven.
This would explain why Mario dies in old side-scrollers if he runs out of time--he dies out of disappointment of an overcooked lasagna.

BP

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« Reply #27 on: September 02, 2011, 04:19:59 PM »
That would explain the dream events. A lot.

Dream events? I don't really know what happens in the games, since I don't play 'em. After all, they don't exist.
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« Reply #28 on: September 02, 2011, 05:08:22 PM »
Dream events? I don't really know what happens in the games, since I don't play 'em. After all, they don't exist.
They're like regular Olympic sports only they take place in Mario or Sonic's world. They are kind of like what you would see if you were Shigeru Miyamoto or Yuji Naka, got high, and watched the olympics.

That's how the games were made.
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« Reply #29 on: September 04, 2011, 01:16:03 PM »
So can anyone give a good explanation for why Mario powers up when Yoshi swallows items in Super Mario World?  Or for that matter, why swallowing something gives Mario a coin?
If she is indeed genetically mutated such that she has an eye in the back of her head, then I guess that she is genetically mutated and has an eye in the back of her head.

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