Author Topic: Fake game secrets... (Read 19035 times)

CashCrazed · « **Reply #30 on:** August 02, 2002, 09:53:27 PM »

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/30/2002 7:17:17 PM

mad_hair60 · « **Reply #31 on:** August 03, 2002, 02:07:37 PM »

Play as Boom-Boom in SMB3 Allstars

Kill Boom-Boom on minifortress one without taking a hit. After he's dead, DON'T pick up the exit switchy thang. Wait approx. 4 and a half months and Boom Boom should come back. Beat him again and he'll start to cry. "Waaaaaa, why am i so weak?" then he'll glow and scram "SUPER BOOM-BOOM!" He'll eat mario then you can be Boom-Boom thru the whole game

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #32 on:** August 03, 2002, 10:14:57 PM »

Play as Yoshi in Luigi's Mansion, and change the title to Yoshi's Island of Haunted Marios.
Go into the Music room and activate the instruments 128,000 times, then go to the 5th floor (only accessible through the chimney on the left on top of the roof), suck up 16 invisible ghosts, and after you do this, press Ctrl+Alt+Delete on your controller. The game's clock will warp ahead 127.76 minutes and restart the game. Wait until midnight on the following day (realtime) and reset the game one more time. When you restart the game, Yoshi will appear. Quickly press A to make a hand appear onscreen and use it to grab Yoshi before he jumps off the castle. When you do this, Prof. Gadd will wonder what happened to Luigi, and will not be able to understand anything Yoshi says. Also, all the ghosts will be wearing Mario masks.

I decided to go hire a signature... but he charged too much, so I fired him. Yeah, him.

CashCrazed · « **Reply #33 on:** August 05, 2002, 08:55:04 AM »

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/30/2002 7:23:24 PM

CashCrazed · « **Reply #34 on:** October 30, 2002, 08:53:24 PM »

SMW: The Impatient Wiggler

Stomp on any Wiggler this many times after it's red to get these reactions

100 - Wiggler starts to show steam
1000 - Wiggler starts shouting cuss words
10000 - Wiggler starts foaming at the mouth
100000 - Wiggler will whack Mario in the air after that jump and he will land and snap his neck, then Wiggler will go over and feed on Mario in a bloody festival of screaming and cussing.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #35 on:** October 30, 2002, 09:06:22 PM »

I was wondering when someone would revive this. Editing time...

Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!

Insane Steve · « **Reply #36 on:** October 30, 2002, 09:13:03 PM »

Ok, am going to try this. I doubt I'll be any good at it though:

SMA3: Watch the neglected Yoshies get revenge

To do this trick, all you have to do is beat the 19 levels that you play as Green Yoshi with 100s in this order:

1-1, 2-1, 3-1, 4-1, 5-1, 6-1, 6-8, E1, E2, E3, E4, E5, E6, S1, S2, S3, S4, S5, S6.

The hard part is that you cannot die even once in that chain (Levels like Extra 5 or Secret 6 may be problems) or you'll have to start over. At the end of Secret 6 if you did it correctly, instead of seeing the normal end of level animation, you'll instead see an Orange, Black, and White Yoshi waiting... who will promptly pull the Green Yoshi out of the Goal ring and beat him down to a bloody pulp.

(This would be amusing. I mean, REALLY amusing. For me, anyway. If I knew how to make animations, this would probably be one of my first projects.)

(This is what happens when you get really bored during swim practice...)

--No, it's not that gory. There is much worse on this thread.--

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #37 on:** October 30, 2002, 09:24:11 PM »

Not anymore.

Insane Steve · « **Reply #38 on:** October 30, 2002, 09:31:46 PM »

Wow. 9 edits. You've done more moderating than Deezer does.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #39 on:** October 30, 2002, 09:33:38 PM »

Heh. Yeah, well... I gotta come up with a totally hilarious one like the Simon and Garfunkel SMS thing a while back.

CashCrazed · « **Reply #40 on:** October 30, 2002, 09:34:38 PM »

WHY ARE YOU DESTROYING ALL OF THE "GOOD" FAKE SECRETS!? ESPECIALLY THE ONE ABOUT THE YOSHI'S ISLAND MARIO ONE!!!

CashCrazed · « **Reply #41 on:** October 30, 2002, 09:38:43 PM »

I think I'm on at the same time other people are now.

Insane Steve · « **Reply #42 on:** October 30, 2002, 09:40:56 PM »

Brilliant deduction.

(Yes! That's it! No more to this post! Just... go home disappointed now!)

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #43 on:** October 30, 2002, 09:41:57 PM »

Yes. You are. Welcome to the world of semi-realtime chat.
The Baby Mario one was pretty dumb. You have to admit. The one about juggling knives 'n puppies is funny. For the most part.

CashCrazed · « **Reply #44 on:** October 30, 2002, 09:43:41 PM »

I should make a Flash video of Baby Mario and the Toadies going Matrix-style, THAT was the funny part.