Hey, you took my Mega Man suit idea!(it was posted as a cheat farther back, which you edited)
CW: I never edited the Mega Man suit one!
SMAS:Get "The Chainsaw"
First, play SMB. Beat the game without warping or getting hit, HOWEVER, during this you must kill EVERY Goomba that ever appears, and NO other enemy may be killed except Bowser or the trick will not work. Then, in 8-4, kill Bowser with fireballs, only if you did the rest right, it should take around 264 of them. Instead of toppling into the lava, he will say, "Is that all you've got?". Then Peach will sneak up behind him and slice off Bowser's head with "The Chainsaw". After Peach wonders why she didn't do that in the first place, the game will end, and you should Save & Quit.
Next, play SMB2. Beat the game without dying or warping with each character in this order: Toad, Luigi, Princess, Mario. For each person there is an enemy that can't even be touched during the game.
Toad: Beezor
Luigi: Snifit
Princess: Bob-omb
Mario has no enemy, but he has a permanent Phantos while playing as him. After you beat the game with Mario, instead of seeing all four characters standing on the platorm, you'll see Mario on it with "The Chainsaw" standing on top of the other three's bloody heads.
Next, while the game is on, get the ROM cartridge out of your YI game and solder it onto your SMAS cartridge, adding YI to the game list. Play it and get 100s on every level. But now there's a 4 hour time limit on top of the screen, and if you don't get it by then, your SMAS cartridge will explode inside your SNES! Once you beat the game and see the ending, wait a while. Eventually you will see the stork get bagged by a hunter and drop the babies. Then Baby Mario will yell some cuss words, pull out "The Chainsaw", and cut off the hunter's legs for destroying their ride. Then you watch them get home on a tour bus instead.
Next, play The Lost Levels and beat it(including the letter worlds) without dying. The only thing is that you have exactly 100 SMB seconds to clear each level. At the end, after saving the Princess, the Subcon fairies all come in with pitchforks and knives, ready to swarm Mario, but while they fly at him he holds out "The Chainsaw" with the edge pointed at them, and they all fly into it and get torn to bloody pieces of meat.
Finally, play SMB3. You have to clear EVERY level in the game without dying, including the extra levels not actually IN the real game(which may require a little cartridge fixing). At the end, there is no Bowser, just the open door. Instead of the Princess, however, there is only "The Chainsaw" waiting for you on the other side of the room. But Before Mario can walk over and grab it, a weird little green thing called Chupperson Weird jumps in and grabs it. In this boss fight, simply avoid him for 341 consecutive hours while he jumps around swinging "The Chainsaw" around while saying things like "Oh, yeah right!" and "C'm here, CashCrazed! I got somethin' to tell ya!" in real voice sampling that sounds like Mr. T. After the time is up, Mario will pull out an AK-47 and go "BOOMSHAKALAKA!*CHCHCHCHCHCHCHCH*. After CW is full of holes, Mario grabs "The Chainsaw". Now you can use it anytime in any of the games by pressing R, and the AK-47 by pressing L.
And so what? I have THIS version in a text file. You think you have some significance?
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/3/2002 8:36:49 PM
