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« Reply #45 on: May 19, 2003, 08:58:30 PM »
Miyamoto: Sure I'll make a 2-D Mario platformer for the GameCube!

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #46 on: May 19, 2003, 09:08:34 PM »
*Mario and Bowser are duking it out at the end of a game, while Peach is tied up, watching and waiting for Mario to beat him and rescue her. The battle is long and persistant, seeming to go nowhere.*

Bowser: Hey, Mario, what are we doing, anyway?
Mario: I dunno, fighting to get the princess?
Bowser: Why don't we take a break.
Mario: Okay.

-10 minutes later-
*Mario and Bowser are sitting on a red and white checkered blanket, sipping tea and talking as if they were old friends.*

Bowser: So whaddaya say, Mar? Let's go outside and pick some flowers.

*The two happily skip off, hand in claw, Princess Peach angrily still tied up and hanging.*

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Edited by - Sapphira on 5/19/2003 8:09:59 PM
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

Insane Steve

  • Professional Cynic
« Reply #47 on: May 19, 2003, 09:11:34 PM »
Mario: Man, I really need to lose some weight.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
~I.S.~

Fifth

  • Quadruped
« Reply #48 on: May 19, 2003, 09:45:03 PM »
Man, a 2-D Mario platformer on the Gamecube would be awesome!

Go Moon!
Go Moon!

« Reply #49 on: May 19, 2003, 09:57:37 PM »
Wario:Im gonna give my treasure to Mario.

"One may as well hang for a stolen sheep as for a stolen lamb"
Ankle,Tingle younger brother,The Wind Waker
Find your inner monkey.

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #50 on: May 19, 2003, 11:23:16 PM »
Yes, Fifth, it definitely would.

(Note: My observations indicate that "definitely" is the most often misspelled word here on the Fungi Forums.)
That was a joke.

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #51 on: May 19, 2003, 11:30:10 PM »
Ditto.

A 2-D Mario platformer on the Gamecube would be cooler that SMS.

"I'm moving to Hyrule," said Mario after hitting his head on the millionth brick.

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« Reply #52 on: May 20, 2003, 12:51:13 PM »
Toad: Mmmm Chicken Marsala.

(For those of you who don't know, chicken marsala is chicken cooked in marsala wine, with mushrooms on top.)

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #53 on: May 20, 2003, 12:57:10 PM »
(Mushroom Kindomers eat Mushrooms.)

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

Jman

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« Reply #54 on: May 25, 2003, 07:47:13 PM »
Mario:  Pokemon!  Gotta catch em all! POkemon! I looooooove Pokemon! Oh cute widdle Pikachu.
Bowser: Gimme a bud Lite. Bartender:No I.d. required oh Bowser king of the koopas.
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I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #55 on: May 25, 2003, 07:57:46 PM »
Mr Game and Watch: Hey cool a paper shredder!

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« Reply #56 on: June 05, 2003, 08:51:23 PM »
Toad: The princess is in trouble
Mario: Oh, can't it wait? I'm watching the lint fall from the celing to the ground, because I have nothing better to do.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #57 on: June 05, 2003, 09:30:49 PM »
Mario to Wario, "Hey, at least I'm not THAT fat."

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« Reply #58 on: June 06, 2003, 08:47:15 PM »
"I'm moving to the Mushroom Kingdom!"
-Link, after rolling into the millionth tree

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #59 on: June 06, 2003, 11:06:33 PM »
Cool, I wonder where you got that idea:

"I'm moving to Hyrule," said Mario after hitting his head on the millionth brick.

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