One day, this guy calls his girlfriend.
He says to her, "I was at the flowershop today, I saw this beautiful flower there and it reminded me of you."
"Really?", replies the girlfriend "How romantic! You're the first guy ever to say that a flower reminded you of me, and not seeing some other girl would remind you of me."
Meanwhile, back at the flowershop, the florist comes out and calls his son, who was seated looking after the shop and playing his GameBoy Advance. The florist says it was lunchtime, and they had to go home. The florist asked his young son to help him close the shop. The son obeyed his father and he turned off his GameBoy Advance and put on his seat, with his old brother's
Super Mario Land cart still inside....
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!