"0wnz0rz"
--Translation, please?
And what's wrong with Peach? She can pull her own weight, apparently, in SSBM. But I mean, honestly, look how towering and powerful Bowser is compared to her. No wonder she's easily kidnapped by him--she doesn't stand a chance! That's like little 5'2 non-athletic me defending myself from my over-100-pounds-more-than-me, 6-foot-2 football lineman brother! The odds are pretty one-sided, if you ask me :P
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.