I would like it if for some reason I had a wart there. I heard duct tape works well on warts! Thankfully I don't have them on my mouth, or anywhere, for that matter. (Knock on wood, probably after saying that I'll wake up with warts all over my foot or something)
So now I have to ask another stupid question, I guess.
If you get a haircut, will you still have a ponytail?