I have to disagree with the person who said Donkey Kong had no brains and too many muscles. First of all, Donkey Kong has no muscle compared to Bowser. In MG:TT, Bowser is bigger, and he's slouched over more, so when you see them both stand upright, Bowser's even bigger. And have you seen Bowser in SMS? "He's like a friggin' house, man!" Basically, I don't like Donkey Kong either, and I find it annoying how advertisements say, try taking on this giant gorilla. What giant gorilla? I just see a gorilla, no different from any other gorilla.
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