Author Topic: Where did Bowser get his Kids? (Read 7307 times)

Screech · « **Reply #15 on:** August 24, 2005, 03:48:35 PM »

Someone said a long time ago in another topic that he believed the koopa kids were the result of the stork getting even with the koopa clan for kidnapping him in YI.
As soon as I read it, I decided that it was true.
I couldn't tell you where bowser junior came from...

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Fifth · « **Reply #16 on:** August 24, 2005, 09:30:58 PM »

Yeah, that was Roy Koopa¹'s theory. I've cited it once or twice before.

¹ A member of this board at one time or another. Wrote really good fanfics. Disappeared some time ago, but has occasionally popped back in (everyone always does).

Go Moon!

Edited by - Fifth on 8/24/2005 8:31:30 PM

Jman · « **Reply #17 on:** August 24, 2005, 09:47:41 PM »

"Did he do it with Peach?"

No, but marioguy did. At least in his gross stories.

KISS? What does that stand for, Koopas in short shorts? *Shudders*

Markio · « **Reply #18 on:** August 25, 2005, 07:39:31 AM »

Dairy King never did...*sobs silently*

EDIT: Never did pop back in for a visit, I mean.

Edited by - Markio on 8/25/2005 6:40:12 AM

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #19 on:** August 25, 2005, 11:16:34 AM »

I like to think that he asexually reproduces. It makes sense in a way.

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Mr. Koopa · « **Reply #20 on:** August 25, 2005, 08:29:39 PM »

Screech's theory makes sense to me...
in a Mario logic

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Fifth · « **Reply #21 on:** August 26, 2005, 12:47:38 AM »

No, no!

Roy Koopa's theory!

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Mr. Koopa · « **Reply #22 on:** August 26, 2005, 07:10:33 PM »

Roy Koopa's theory?

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Jin · « **Reply #23 on:** August 26, 2005, 07:19:06 PM »

I think that he made them in a lab or something.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #24 on:** August 26, 2005, 07:25:00 PM »

I think we might have to ask Miyamoto........or Bowser, for that matter.

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DeadAwake · « **Reply #25 on:** August 26, 2005, 11:03:46 PM »

I think he cooked them up in a pot.

gopher instinct · « **Reply #26 on:** September 24, 2005, 01:46:42 PM »

Easy. Planned parenthood.

BP · « **Reply #27 on:** September 25, 2005, 03:31:00 PM »

Hey, in SMS when Bowser Jr. was revealed in Pinna Park, why did Peach act all surprised? Wouldn't she know?

And then she guessed that he was bowser's son... As if she already knew. Super Mario Sunshine: Great gameplay, great graphics, horrible plot.

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HolyAarom · « **Reply #28 on:** October 06, 2005, 02:24:59 PM »

It's not always about the plot.

Naruto, Code:Lyoko, Zatch Bell, Bomberman, and Mario Pwns.

Dud Bomb · « **Reply #29 on:** October 15, 2005, 01:53:01 AM »

you see peach gets herself kidnaped by bowser and bowser -has fun- with her and peach likes to be saved so mario can -have fun- with her

Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack