Mr.Melee, have you even tried calimari? I thought the same thing until I ate some not knowng what it was.
Me: Woah, what is this stuff? It's really good!
My mom: That's calimari. You know, squid.
Me: REALLY?! Ok. chomp chomp
Try fries with those eggnog shakes from Jack-in-the-Box. ^_^