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« on: July 02, 2006, 05:34:00 PM »
You know your good at Mario games when....

This had to be made I mean come on now.

-You jump on a Shy Guy in SMB2 and kill him
-You beat the SMB3 time attack video in under 11 minutes
-You've forgotten what 1-ups are
-Just before you beat Bowser he says, "Not again...."
-You put pennys into the adcade games and it works
-You can do all the flips and moves in SM64 in the old side scrollers
-You caa slip under the Thousand Year Door
-Starmen are inefficient when compared to you
Senior Mariology professor

SolidShroom

  • Poop Man
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2006, 07:51:26 PM »
- When Goomba's see you they run the other way.
- Bowser stops kidnapping Peach after you beat him.
- You've never heard Mario say "mama-mia.
- Bowser soils himself when he sees you in 8-4.
- Every pipe works for you.
- If you die, all the newspapers say"doomsday is upon us".
- Shigeru Miyamoto pays you.
- Fireworks always appear.


Markio

  • Normal
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2006, 08:02:52 PM »
-You rarely get a game over.
-It takes you a short time to get used to the controller, with much success.
-The skill level of those around you is generally lower than your own.
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2006, 09:56:00 PM »
- Exor doesn't even fall when you start SMRPG over again.
- You beat SMB2j.
- You found Luigi in SM64 and Waluigi in SM64DS.
- You can beat M&L:SS or M&L:PiT at level two or three (possible in theory, if you can dodge every move).
- You can flyin SMB.
- Even the best snakers disconnect from Wifi when they see you connect.
- You see any powerup as a hindrance in some way.
- You get 1000 coins in SMRPG.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2006, 10:28:23 PM »
-koopa's hide in there shell's.
-you can open all the chest's in toads house.
-the koopalins are not in thier airships cabin.
-you have never had a lightning bolt in the karts.
-you end up in 1st, 2nd, and third places in the karts.
-you start at level 30 in SMRPG.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2006, 10:37:45 PM »
-Bowser kills himself before you get to him in the last level.
-He kills Bowser Jr. for bringing him back to fight Mario in NSMB.

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2006, 10:45:19 PM »
- you play with your feet and save the princess twice without dying.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

SolidShroom

  • Poop Man
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2006, 10:54:56 PM »
- Mario looks like the bad guy after whooping bowser so bad.
- You find Geno in SM64!
- Big bob-omb screams and says "sorry but the princess is in another castle"

« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2006, 06:31:59 AM »
-You beat Bowser at the beggining in Paper Mario.

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2006, 09:03:29 AM »
-You destroyed a Bullet Bill BLaster in one jump.
-Blue Mushrooms make you larger.
-You beat The Lost Levels within 30 seconds.
-You got all 120 stars without even challanging the first Bowser in SM64.
-You can eat enemies without Yoshi in SMW.
-You beat SMW using only the Spin Jump.
-You beat SMB3 without flying.
-You beat SMB2 without ever plucking a veggie from the ground or lifting up an enemy.
-You are able to beat any of the previous games without ever touching the run button.
-You are able to colllect every single coin and defeat every single enemy with out dying in each of the previous games.
-You wish there was a "Super Ultra Very Hard Mode" in each Mario game you play.

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2006, 12:05:00 PM »
-Not even Mario can keep up with you, and says "*pant* *pant* I'll save the Princess at my own pace.  You're on your own, kid."
Regards, Uncle Dolan

Jman

  • Score
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2006, 12:39:16 PM »
You win every mini game every time on every Mario party game.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2006, 12:44:02 PM »
-You start SM64 playing as Luigi.
-People thought your coin collection was your phone number.
-Goombas start taking shrooms just to beat you.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2006, 06:04:38 PM »
- You can swim in the water in PM2
- You can jump on Spiked Goombas without the Spike Sheild badge
- You can get on the roof without 120 stars in SM64
- You break down the doors in Peach's castle instead of collecting the stars
- You defeat Bowser in the begining of Paper Mario with a squirt gun.
Senior Mariology professor

« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2006, 11:55:32 PM »
-  The Rawk Hawk screams like a girl when he sees you.
-  People start asking you to touch their controllers and sign their Mario games. 
-  Mario greets you before each game.
-  The Mario games turn into "find where Bowser's hiding" games.
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

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