Because, current event humor hasn't been very prevalent in this topic.
SEQUEL :D
Ach and oak went to get sum t and cofe at the pokemon senter. They met misti and broc there. Misti didn’t rly di, broc had give her cpr. Oak telld asch and the gang about a mystery pokemon shaymin who likes to hide in busch. Shaymin are gras pokemon and there onely was on shaymin. Asch wanted it rly bad but so did grary how just walking into t and cofe place. Misti cent squirtle out to get him but he rund way b4 squirtle used hydro pumps. Ten nurse joy walking over sed “Oak I want u had my chansey cuz u ned protect from teem rocet”. Oak sed” thanks, I need that it is really cute to but I not know how to battle rite”. “It can battle on own because its smart pokmon.” “O I c, thanks I wil use well”
“we have two go too joetoe befour we get shaymin, I have frnd their that can halp us” sed oak. “I don’t like joetoe, I are ascard to go their” sed broc. “Suck it up, broc. U go anyway or I will taek ur vulpix way” sed misti.
Oak took tem in hsi majikal teleporters to joetoe. They goed to the town namd after tree first. Ten oak took them to ilicks forist. Misti saw an qilfisch floppings around in forest and stepped on it because it creeping here out. Oak told her not two kill thing. Then she stepped on all bug pokmons to get him mad. That’s when celbay cames.
“;You doesn’t hurt me forist like that” sed celbay. “I r sory don’t hurt I celbay”. “I no hurt you, but I must punish u. u will turn inot pokmon until ur advuntere is overs.” Brock laffed again, but this time he no kan do cpr. Celbay turned misti into andunsparce. “that r most useliss pokmon evar” sed asch. Misti wagged her tail. “and brock, four laffing al the tym u must push misti arond in an stroler” sed celbay.
“now, two get shaymin you must first vist jirchi becase I don’t fell liek tell you how” sed celbay. “can I have u instead” sed asch. “um no, I am a far suoperor gras legend pokman” sed celbay.
“we are teem rocet, we are steal u celbay!” sed meowt. “yea, but no. go away” sed celbay. “ya, well we am going to hypnotize u in being evil” sed jemas. “go way I hat u” sed celbay. Ten celbay use really strong gras attack and kil james, but jesi use hyper poton on jemas. Then celbay usepychic and made teem rocet blast off. “that was fun, now get out of here before I kill u all” sed celbay. And everon left.
It's still not over.