Yes, NO CLUES. Figure it out for yourself, because if something leaks out and its location is given out, all <certain swear removed> will break loose with people looking for it, people sending E-mails complaining about the secret page to TMK's mailbag (it just happened, in fact >:(), etc.
ALSO, DEEZER WOULD MOVE THE SECRET PAGE TO A DIFFERENT LOCATION MAKING US *ALL* LOOK FOR IT ALL OVER AGAIN.
It's happened once before... and he was forgiven for it (if anyone really got mad). I'm pretty sure who it is, but I'm not naming unless the person who did reveals himself.
Do you ever get so mad that you hit something, then when you hit whatever you were gonna hit, it hurts making you even MORE mad?