Yo, let's remember that there was a Starcraft on Nintendo. Therefore, here's my version:
Crash comes up to Mario, starts fighting with him. Mario not in mood to fight, runs away. 24 Zerg Zerglings unburrow to attack Crash Bandicoot. Now, as he's running, a force of 12 marines lead by Hyperion Jim Raynor come from the other side. A force of Protoss Zealots & Dragoons led by Fenix, General of Protoss Forces, and Mojo, Praetor of Aiur, surround Crash.
Crash: "NOOOOOOOO!"
Meanwhile, Mario comes up. The Zerglings let him pass.
Mario: You're mine Crash!"
Jim Raynor then shoots a laser battery and kills Crash.
Mario: Raynor, he was mine!
Jim Raynor: Whatever.
NINTENDO WINS! Playstation has to trust Lara Croft.
So basically, this came out to be Playstation vs. Blizzard Entertainment.
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Bowser: "Hahahahaha Bill Gates! But today, your pathetic little attacks won''t beat me."
Bill Gates: "What do you mean by that?"
Bowser: "Look what I..ahem..''borrowed'' from Star Haven! It''s the Star Rod! It has the power to grant all wishes!"
Bill Gates: (gasp)
Bowser: "And I wish...that X-Box will never be sold and Nintendo will get 200 billion from sales EVERY DAY!!"
(Bowser then proceeds to flame the 55-billionaire)
