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Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #105 on: May 11, 2005, 09:37:44 PM »
"Defat"? Did it get lipo, or something? XP

Giant paper shredder shreds giant sheet of paper.

Edited by - Sapphira on 5/11/2005 8:38:08 PM
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

« Reply #106 on: May 13, 2005, 12:23:09 AM »
Angry person who owns giant piece of paper throws shredder out of window.

Ugh!! What is this horrible thing on the bottom of my post??
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #107 on: May 13, 2005, 05:30:03 PM »
"Heavy lourde" crushes angry man.

I'm kind of sad I missed out on this-- I didn't realize the complete idea.

Edited by - Suffix on 5/13/2005 4:30:55 PM

Hirocon

  • June 14-16, every year
« Reply #108 on: May 13, 2005, 10:13:01 PM »
Monty Python's Flying Circus sues creators of "heavy lourde" for ripping off their "16 TON" running gag.

« Reply #109 on: May 17, 2005, 07:56:50 AM »
Eggman captures the flying circus with his new machine, the Clown Eggstractor, and uses the egg-sessive enegry to take over the entire world (unfortunately the next answer is probably way too obvious).

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 5/17/2005 6:57:51 AM
(E I): o{D___(--I I): o(D___(o 8(= P)___(=(:  )@)___(3 I)}:O})+)___<( )=(: )) )
The cake is a lie, your base belongs to us, keyboard cat will play you off as you fall out of the bus.

« Reply #110 on: May 17, 2005, 01:15:04 PM »
Sir Grodus then uses his secret invention (which is the Crystal of the Moon) to take over the world.
Werid Fortune Cookies- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Hirocon

  • June 14-16, every year
« Reply #111 on: May 17, 2005, 10:54:46 PM »
Goombella headbonks Grodus.

Edited by - Hirocon on 5/17/2005 9:55:08 PM

« Reply #112 on: May 19, 2005, 02:13:31 AM »
Particularly Big Rock squashes Goombella.

Ugh!! What is this horrible thing on the bottom of my post??
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #113 on: May 19, 2005, 09:33:21 PM »
Another really big sheet of paper... no, I won't.  Mysterious man uses special remote to blow it up, and laughs.

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
(E I): o{D___(--I I): o(D___(o 8(= P)___(=(:  )@)___(3 I)}:O})+)___<( )=(: )) )
The cake is a lie, your base belongs to us, keyboard cat will play you off as you fall out of the bus.

Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #114 on: May 19, 2005, 09:42:42 PM »
British anouncer laughs histerically, and then proclaims "And now for something completely different." The crazed guy with the remote explodes due to unknown causes.

« Reply #115 on: May 25, 2005, 02:07:24 PM »
This entire thread goes insane from all of the endless mayhem that people are creating and decides to end it's own life somehow.  What are we going to do?!

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
(E I): o{D___(--I I): o(D___(o 8(= P)___(=(:  )@)___(3 I)}:O})+)___<( )=(: )) )
The cake is a lie, your base belongs to us, keyboard cat will play you off as you fall out of the bus.

Hirocon

  • June 14-16, every year
« Reply #116 on: May 27, 2005, 11:47:11 PM »
An elderly woman uses the thread to sew a floral pattern onto a quilt.

« Reply #117 on: May 28, 2005, 11:14:31 AM »
She gets to old and dies.

I like strawberry milk

« Reply #118 on: June 01, 2005, 04:38:38 PM »
reincarnation

where isn't the beef
OH SNAP, It's White Arrow!

« Reply #119 on: June 01, 2005, 04:38:40 PM »
reincarnation

where isn't the beef
OH SNAP, It's White Arrow!

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