Author Topic: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper (Read 558001 times)

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #3180 on:** April 29, 2009, 03:14:00 AM »

Bill denounces God and starts a religion that proclaims that 'The Fonz' is the eternal saviour, instead.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #3181 on:** April 29, 2009, 09:13:50 AM »

Bill and Fonzie are assassinated by Tricky the Clown.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #3182 on:** April 30, 2009, 02:56:08 AM »

Tricky the Clown is crushed to death by Tricky the dinosaur (from Star Fox Adventures/Assault).

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #3183 on:** April 30, 2009, 09:34:13 AM »

Tricky the Dinosaur is hugged to death by Barney the Dinosaur.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #3184 on:** May 01, 2009, 02:19:53 AM »

Barney the dinosaur gets killed by a T-1000.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #3185 on:** May 01, 2009, 02:34:58 AM »

T-1000 is terminated by molten steel.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #3186 on:** May 01, 2009, 08:00:09 AM »

Molten steel is cooled by Mr. Freeze.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #3187 on:** May 01, 2009, 02:05:27 PM »

Mr. Freeze is terminated by The Terminator.

jdaster64 · « **Reply #3188 on:** May 02, 2009, 08:19:31 PM »

The Terminator is terminated by terminators at Terminix.

nensondubois · « **Reply #3189 on:** May 02, 2009, 08:33:56 PM »

The Terminix company gets terminated by bankruptcy.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #3190 on:** May 03, 2009, 04:56:47 AM »

Money goes the way of the dinosaur, so the Terminix company is reborn.

Weegee · « **Reply #3191 on:** September 14, 2009, 05:42:27 PM »

Here comes Peter Bumpingtail, bumpity bump-bump-bump!

Terminix's main headquarters is devoured by termites.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #3192 on:** September 16, 2009, 06:52:35 PM »

Bored teenage kids pour petrol all over the termite mound and set it alight (killing all the termites inside).

Weegee · « **Reply #3193 on:** September 16, 2009, 07:17:58 PM »

Bored teenage kids run out of porn, and subsequently shrivel up and die.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #3194 on:** September 16, 2009, 07:50:06 PM »

Porn-makers are shut down by soccer moms.