Author Topic: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper (Read 562790 times)

DeadAwake · « **Reply #615 on:** December 12, 2005, 03:14:01 PM »

Haha. Nice.

Anyway, Lasik makes a surgery to deal with itchy, dry eyes, and Visine goes bankrupt.

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #616 on:** December 12, 2005, 03:33:52 PM »

Then Donald Trump makes money fall from the sky like a bad rain storm.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #617 on:** December 12, 2005, 05:45:03 PM »

Donald Trump and the money are destroyed by the gov't for counterfeiting.

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #618 on:** December 12, 2005, 06:38:58 PM »

Donald Trump buys the goverment, and re-gives the money.

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #619 on:** December 12, 2005, 08:52:35 PM »

Abe Lincoln's ghost gets angry at Trump for stealing gov't, and punches him out, stealing the gov't for himself.

BP · « **Reply #620 on:** December 12, 2005, 10:30:10 PM »

Luigi sucks up Ghost Lincoln.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #621 on:** December 12, 2005, 10:35:05 PM »

Luigi dodges a Boo that goes flying towards him, and runs.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #622 on:** December 12, 2005, 11:08:50 PM »

The Boo spontaneously combusts.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #623 on:** December 13, 2005, 04:09:47 AM »

Mario uses his time machine, and turns off the TV when PaperLuigi is about to watch a Discovery Channel special on spontaneous combustion. He goes forward a few more years and cuts out the magazine article on spontaneous combustion. Then, he steals all the books and blocks all the websites that reference spontaneous combustion, so PaperLuigi never finds out about it, and can't make Boo spontaneously combust.

TEM · « **Reply #624 on:** December 13, 2005, 06:53:46 AM »

Inexperienced player makes Mario run into the first Goomba.

BP · « **Reply #625 on:** December 13, 2005, 09:16:38 AM »

Wario gets his time machine (a hammer) goes to the NES cartridge the inexperienced player would have played and sends the Goomba to oblivion.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #626 on:** December 13, 2005, 04:11:01 PM »

A gigantic chicken eats Wario, but becomes sick from eating too much fat.

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #627 on:** December 13, 2005, 04:33:17 PM »

Wario eats all fat from the chicken because he had nothing better to do.

BP · « **Reply #628 on:** December 13, 2005, 07:50:43 PM »

Giga Bowser breathes fire at Wario until all the fat gets burned off, then squishes him.

Suffix · « **Reply #629 on:** December 13, 2005, 09:52:27 PM »

Luigi smacks Giga Bowser into obvlivion.