Another Photoshopped drawing.
Mario doesn't have huge pupils... it's just hard to tell where the pupil becomes the... iris?
In case you don't already know, Soviet Russia is backwards. See, in America/Europe or wherever you are, you verb nouns. In Soviet Russia, noun verbs YOU!! this applies to everything--cars, Twinkies, computers... Oh man. In Soviet Russia, computer crashes
YOU!! Likewise, in Soviet Russia, Yoshi rides
YOU!!