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Author Topic: Anti-Jar Jar Story  (Read 2330 times)

« on: October 03, 2003, 05:33:09 PM »
In this subject, you make a sentance, but it must have to do with Jar Jar Binks dying.

One day, Jar Jar was walking in the woods. Then he found a little time bomb, which he thouht, with his retarded little mind was a type of fruit. "Duhssa, meesa eatsa! Meesa nossa knowssa whatsa thissa issa, butssa messa eatssa itssa anywayssa", said Jar Jar. Then he heard a ticking noise. "Uhssa-ohssa"! Said Jar Jar. Then he blew up! "Oh my god, they killed... hey, waita minute" said Stan. "You bas... yeah, waita minute, didn't we want Jar Jar dead?" said Kyle. "Yeah, actually we did. Yay!" said Stan. Then they lived happily ever after, the end.

PS Jar Jar went to the other place, not heaven!

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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2003, 06:26:03 PM »
Maybe you should kill something that means a lot to Dr. Mario and Jman.

X-Box and PS2 Suck with a capital "S".
Deezer was here.

« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2003, 07:18:09 PM »
Hmm, sounds good. But I will do that when this subject gets locked or deleted.

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You messed up my moose!-Rabbit
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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2003, 08:56:36 PM »
When will it stop!?

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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you, and helping you be as successful as possible."

« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2003, 05:36:10 AM »
When that stupid Anti-Pokemon story is deleted. Now, c'mon, it's not like all of you are Star Wars geeks!

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You messed up my moose!-Rabbit
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Jake

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« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2003, 05:39:05 AM »
Once upon a rectange, Mario squared numbers. Meanwhile, Fart-Man ate burgers made from Jar Jar Binks. Everyone lived happily ever after. The End.

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« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2003, 12:56:18 PM »
I am very much, a "Starwars Geek", but that has nothing to do with my feelings on this topic.

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
"At Dukar, we place our emphasis on serving you, supporting
you, and helping you be as successful as possible."

« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2003, 07:52:14 PM »
What, cause it's about killing Jar Jar? Geez, I don't know what you guys like about this guy. He's so freak'n annoying! And his Jamaican accent is sooooooooooooooo lame!

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Edited by - Alucard on 10/11/2003 6:54:07 PM
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« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2003, 11:54:30 PM »
Jar-Jar falls into a bottomless pit that has spikes on the walls. You know what happens next.

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...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
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