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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Osama is Dead
« on: May 03, 2011, 12:40:17 AM »
That's what I meant.
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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Osama is Dead
« on: May 02, 2011, 10:11:00 PM »
Yeah, I saw that on Reddit as well.
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General Chat / Re: Obama Stand-up
« on: May 02, 2011, 10:03:22 PM »
Man, I love so much that we have a president with a sense of humor.
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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Osama is Dead
« on: May 02, 2011, 12:55:45 AM »
Yeah it looks like no other countries knew of the operation. I heard them say on CNN that the Pakistan military was involved, but it's hard to say. Regardless, I can't imagine why we would go to war with Pakistan over this.
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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Osama is Dead
« on: May 02, 2011, 12:01:16 AM »So yeah, decent chance that Pakistan will soon be number four on our list of wars.Are you crazy?
What about the part where Pakistani militants helped the US soldiers during the operation? There's no way the Pakistani president didn't at least know the US was carrying out an operation.
Besides, we just eliminated a superstar terrorist from continuing to exist in their country. I'd think they'd be happy about it.
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General Chat / Re: I'm going away! Signed, TMK member
« on: April 30, 2011, 09:15:32 PM »
Yeah I would like to take this time to point out that BP is a bad[badonkadonk].
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Video Game Chat / Re: Things That Made You Poop A Little.
« on: April 29, 2011, 06:24:52 PM »
The Gears of War 3 beta is currently live. Lizard Dude and I have been playing it, and I decided Gears 3 contains the most pants-pooping-est weapon ever.
It's called the Sawed-Off Shotgun, and here's why I soil my pants with each and every pull of the trigger (no, really):
It's a very powerful but very close range weapon. Anything within arm's reach is a guaranteed insta-kill, including multiple enemies at once. But anything farther than point-blank will miss. The reload time is the longest in the game, and each clip has only one bullet (you get 4 bullets, or shots, total). So basically, whenever you shoot, there are three outcomes:
1) You kill the guy (and possibly other guys) in a glorious burst of red gibblet explosion. This looks and feels a lot more awesome than the poop it causes in your pants.
2) You miss completely, meaning you instantly have to start dancing around trying to dodge / run away from the guy you failed to kill, while you wait for your gun to reload. Either he will own you instantly, or will take you down while you run away. In rare cases, you can escape narrowly. All cases are very scary and thrilling, thus, poop in the pants.
3) You and your enemy walk up to each other and kill each other with the Sawed-Off at the same time.
A final result can actually be a result of either of the first two options: you jam your gun on reload, which extends the reload process even longer. Death is inevitable, and you have to dance around even more. Quite scary.
It's called the Sawed-Off Shotgun, and here's why I soil my pants with each and every pull of the trigger (no, really):
It's a very powerful but very close range weapon. Anything within arm's reach is a guaranteed insta-kill, including multiple enemies at once. But anything farther than point-blank will miss. The reload time is the longest in the game, and each clip has only one bullet (you get 4 bullets, or shots, total). So basically, whenever you shoot, there are three outcomes:
1) You kill the guy (and possibly other guys) in a glorious burst of red gibblet explosion. This looks and feels a lot more awesome than the poop it causes in your pants.
2) You miss completely, meaning you instantly have to start dancing around trying to dodge / run away from the guy you failed to kill, while you wait for your gun to reload. Either he will own you instantly, or will take you down while you run away. In rare cases, you can escape narrowly. All cases are very scary and thrilling, thus, poop in the pants.
3) You and your enemy walk up to each other and kill each other with the Sawed-Off at the same time.
A final result can actually be a result of either of the first two options: you jam your gun on reload, which extends the reload process even longer. Death is inevitable, and you have to dance around even more. Quite scary.
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Video Game Chat / Re: All right now who do ya want in Smash Bros. 4
« on: April 29, 2011, 04:50:02 PM »
Banjo-Kazooie and Elite Beat Agents would indeed be totally rad.
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General Chat / Re: The GRAD thread: Discuss your post-secondary education plans here!
« on: April 25, 2011, 03:27:51 PM »
You're missing out bigtime. Too late for that though I guess.
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General Chat / Beatbox cello
« on: April 23, 2011, 04:23:25 PM »
This song sounds like a mix between Braid and Toy Story.
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Video Game Chat / Re: The Valve Surprise
« on: April 23, 2011, 01:06:30 PM »Unless I'm mistaken, he's on a laptop, so a more accurate answer would be "a new computer."My laptop runs games just fine. Nothing wrong with laptops.
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Video Game Chat / Re: The Valve Surprise
« on: April 23, 2011, 12:22:28 PM »
A graphics card. Your computer is using your processor for graphics, which isn't good enough for higher end games.
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