Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II (Read 438855 times)

Nintendo Bros. · « **Reply #735 on:** January 21, 2007, 11:17:39 AM »

Then the frog said, "Look! A Chain Chomp!", pulled down his pants, farted and destroyed the world.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #736 on:** January 21, 2007, 11:24:43 AM »

Then, due to a grave miscalculation of scale, the frog's fart turned out to have only destroyed a keychain globe, explaining the Chain Chomp mix-up.

The Chef · « **Reply #737 on:** January 21, 2007, 11:51:34 AM »

But unfortunately, the Earth was being threatened by a meteor about to crash into it, so everyoner had exactly three weeks to built an artiificial replacement Earth, which they names "Chia-Earth".

-FoxMcCloud- · « **Reply #738 on:** January 21, 2007, 01:57:39 PM »

Unfortunately, Chia-Earth was only big enough for a few people, so it was up to Mario to save the world.

Captain Jim · « **Reply #739 on:** January 21, 2007, 02:25:08 PM »

Mario decided that he needed the ancient power sealed deep inside the bowels of Austrailia-Land to defeat the meteor.

Nintendo Bros. · « **Reply #740 on:** January 21, 2007, 02:33:15 PM »

But then he got eaten by a snake.

The Chef · « **Reply #741 on:** January 21, 2007, 05:32:37 PM »

Thankfully, the snake was plumber intolerant, so he barfed Mario back out, after which Mario headed for Australia Land to reclaim the ancient power source.

(I've noticed that this topic is getting more and more like the rock-paper-scissors topic, which means that every time someone attempts to advance the story, someone else instantaneously cancels out their attempt. This is not fun.)

Nintendo Bros. · « **Reply #742 on:** January 21, 2007, 06:04:44 PM »

But then Mummipokey came out to attack Mario.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #743 on:** January 21, 2007, 06:31:27 PM »

And Mario used his MexiMagic combined with water magic to cast Sombrero of Cold on Mummipokey.

The Chef · « **Reply #744 on:** January 21, 2007, 06:42:40 PM »

Being a creature of the desert, Mummipokey was weak against ice attacks, so it was instantly defeated, after which Mario continued his journey.

Nintendo Bros. · « **Reply #745 on:** January 21, 2007, 06:45:04 PM »

But then ahead...was the almighty Deezer Cat!

WarpRattler · « **Reply #746 on:** January 21, 2007, 07:10:51 PM »

It asked Mario a Sphinx-esque riddle.

Captain Jim · « **Reply #747 on:** January 21, 2007, 07:19:43 PM »

Mario cheated by looking up the answer on GameFAQs.

Nintendo Bros. · « **Reply #748 on:** January 21, 2007, 07:28:24 PM »

So then Deezer's Cat sent out a blue shell.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #749 on:** January 21, 2007, 08:38:26 PM »

Mario put on a Kuribo's Shoe and stopped the blue shell.