Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II (Read 438749 times)

Captain Jim · « **Reply #750 on:** January 21, 2007, 08:48:09 PM »

The collision of the shell and the shoe exploded the INTERNETS.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #751 on:** January 21, 2007, 09:05:17 PM »

"The INTERNETS" is the name of this toy elephant that sits on my desk for some reason, and is now exploded; meanwhile, Mario proceeds to kick the blue shell at the Deezer Cat, causing eddies in the space-time continuum to lose their sofas.

Nintendo Bros. · « **Reply #752 on:** January 22, 2007, 01:56:34 PM »

Then Deezer's Cat said, "Look! A Chain Chomp!" pulled down his fur, farted, and used Mario as his litter box.

-FoxMcCloud- · « **Reply #753 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:13:53 PM »

But Deezer's Cat and the Deezer cat were two different things, and Mario continued his journey.

The Chef · « **Reply #754 on:** January 22, 2007, 04:28:58 PM »

So eventually Mario reached Australia Land, and now had to figure out how to draw out the ancient power .

Nintendo Bros. · « **Reply #755 on:** January 22, 2007, 05:05:44 PM »

Then Deezer's Cat showed up and chased Mario around, knocking over a Power Glass.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #756 on:** January 22, 2007, 05:08:20 PM »

Mario threw a Poison Mushroom at Deezer's Cat, shrinking it, and continued his figuring out how to draw the ancient power.

The Chef · « **Reply #757 on:** January 22, 2007, 08:17:26 PM »

It turned out that in order to break the seal, the hat of a legendary hero had to be placed on the nearby stone monolith, so Mario took off his hat and put it on the monolith...

Captain Jim · « **Reply #758 on:** January 22, 2007, 08:47:44 PM »

The Monolith started shaking, and the mighty LASER YOSHI rose from the ground!

WarpRattler · « **Reply #759 on:** January 23, 2007, 06:24:35 AM »

Mario jumped on the LASER YOSHI's back, and started flying through space inexplicably, blowing up stuff, until he came to an inexplicable door blocking his path; the door was indestructible, so he pressed the "throw key to unlock inexplicable door" button, which apparently worked, because he continued blowing stuff up.

The Chef · « **Reply #760 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:03:09 AM »

Until the LASER YOSHI eventually blew up the meteor that was going to crash into the Earth, meaning that the Earth was saved!

WarpRattler · « **Reply #761 on:** January 23, 2007, 10:04:23 AM »

But Mario wanted to keep blowing stuff up, so he continued until he found an asteroid belt with lots of Moai statues.

The Chef · « **Reply #762 on:** January 23, 2007, 01:36:29 PM »

This resulted in Konami collaborating with NIntendo on a Mario-themed Parodius game entitled Mariodius.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #763 on:** January 23, 2007, 04:12:16 PM »

Then Mario became rich (and not with those worthless coins, either) when I bought every copy of the game.

The Chef · « **Reply #764 on:** January 23, 2007, 06:27:03 PM »

Seeing this, I decided to pitch my idea for a sequel which retells the plot of Super Mario Land and features Mario piloting the Sky Pop/Sub Pop and fighting Tatanga in the end.