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Kuromatsu

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« Reply #90 on: May 14, 2006, 01:09:49 PM »
>LOOK

You see thou MARIO again. He starts to complain about about already writing his signature. What will thou do?

>ASK IF HE WANTS TO PLAY SSB:B

The Chef

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« Reply #91 on: May 14, 2006, 03:54:49 PM »
MARIO sayeth he would, but he's a bit busy with..uh...some 'unfinished business', so he runneth off again. What wouldst thou deau?

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Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #92 on: May 14, 2006, 04:11:56 PM »
>SELF

The Chef

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« Reply #93 on: May 14, 2006, 05:18:47 PM »
Thy HP is 27 out of 50.
Thy MP is 7 out of 15.
Thy weapon of choice is thy Lightsaber.
Thy Stats:
Power is 6 (determines attack strength)
Defense is 5 (determines attack resistance)
Speed is 6 (determines your turn in battle)
Accuracy is 5 (determines your odds of attack success)
Intellect is 6 (determines magic/special attack strength)
Life is 5 (determines HP)
« Last Edit: May 14, 2006, 05:21:06 PM by The Chef »

« Reply #94 on: May 16, 2006, 07:42:43 AM »
> OKAY
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #95 on: May 16, 2006, 02:41:15 PM »
>thou ist still in the town populated by various creatures from the world of Nintendo. What will thou do?

>GO ON A GOOMBA KILLING SPREE

The Chef

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« Reply #96 on: May 16, 2006, 03:15:31 PM »
There arn't any Goombas here.What wouldst thou deau?

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« Reply #97 on: May 17, 2006, 08:12:27 AM »
> LOOK

You see the HEADLESS CORPSE of a PRAWN! What now?
> CALL THE GHOSTBUSTERS
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #98 on: May 17, 2006, 02:53:07 PM »
thou GHOSTBUSTERS come and suck up the HEADLESS CORPSE with thy VACCUM CLEANER! You jump in glee as thou HEADLESS CORPSE appears to be SUCKED! For maketh someone else doeth something, you gaineth 50 EXP! thou hath LVLITH! What will thou do noweth?

>Look
>Get
>Talk
>Inventory
>Self
>Save
>Stop putting "ith" on the end of each word.

« Reply #99 on: May 17, 2006, 04:19:37 PM »
> STOP PUTTING "ITH" ON THE END OF EVERY WORD
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

The Chef

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« Reply #100 on: May 17, 2006, 05:40:11 PM »

Stats
Power: 6>8
Defense: 5>6
Speed: 6>7
Accuracy: 5>6
Intellect: 6>7
Life: 5>3

Your level increased.
1000 more to the next level.


« Reply #101 on: May 18, 2006, 06:16:37 AM »
> YAY
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #102 on: May 20, 2006, 07:06:13 PM »
The "YAY" caused MARIO to appear again! MARIO says, "WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?!?!?" What will you doeth?

>_________________ (Insert something here)

Jman

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« Reply #103 on: May 21, 2006, 09:21:21 AM »
<COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT GETTING TO TALK IN OLDE ENGLISH NO MORE

You COMPLAIN about not getting to talk in old ENGLISH anymore.  STRONG BAD appears and says "But the old english was the most hilarious part of the stupid game!"
He goes off to fetch Trogdor.  What will you do?
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #104 on: May 21, 2006, 11:00:11 AM »
>ASK STRONG BAD HOW HE TYPES IN HIS BOXING GLOVES

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