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« Reply #120 on: May 31, 2011, 10:56:00 PM »
>Eat food
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WarpRattler

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« Reply #121 on: May 31, 2011, 11:00:46 PM »
You feel you must live on even though your home has been destroyed, so you eat the food you were carrying. It tastes bittersweet, but is nourishing.

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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #122 on: May 31, 2011, 11:14:10 PM »
>Poop.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

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« Reply #123 on: May 31, 2011, 11:17:39 PM »
You poop. What a waste of time.

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The Chef

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« Reply #124 on: May 31, 2011, 11:20:04 PM »
> Run faster

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« Reply #125 on: May 31, 2011, 11:24:09 PM »
Try as you may, your tiny legs cannot move you much faster than you were already moving. Not that you were moving much at all, since you never decided a direction to go in.

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The Chef

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« Reply #126 on: May 31, 2011, 11:24:27 PM »
> Run South

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« Reply #127 on: May 31, 2011, 11:28:47 PM »
You move south, very slowly.

Eventually you reach a snowy field. To your north is a mountain range. To your south is a village.

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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #128 on: May 31, 2011, 11:38:11 PM »
>s
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

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« Reply #129 on: May 31, 2011, 11:40:59 PM »
You eventually enter the village. To your left is a restaurant. To your right is a fruit vendor. Ahead of you is a fountain.

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« Reply #130 on: May 31, 2011, 11:47:07 PM »
>Very slowly approach fountain
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« Reply #131 on: May 31, 2011, 11:48:42 PM »
You crawl to the fountain. It towers above you - though, as you are an ant, most things do.

Due to your size you cannot see beyond the fountain.

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BP

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« Reply #132 on: June 01, 2011, 12:47:11 AM »
> Grow
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #133 on: June 01, 2011, 12:50:51 AM »
You channel your pataphysical energy into physical growth. You become almost 25% taller.

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YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

BP

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« Reply #134 on: June 01, 2011, 01:48:59 AM »
> Grow a hell of a lot more than that
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

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