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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #180 on: June 04, 2011, 07:01:52 PM »
>Measure guinea pig against you must be this high thing.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #181 on: June 04, 2011, 07:17:17 PM »
The guinea pig is tall enough to ride but not too tall. He is also tall enough to eat a small child.

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #182 on: June 04, 2011, 07:31:40 PM »
>Un-siphon MATTER
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #183 on: June 04, 2011, 07:36:24 PM »
I don't understand "UN-SIPHON". The guinea pig is eyeing hungrily the child ahead of him in line for Kingda Ka.

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"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #184 on: June 04, 2011, 07:47:55 PM »
>Egg the guinea pig on
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #185 on: June 04, 2011, 08:06:19 PM »
Examining the egg on which the guinea pig is standing, it appears to be an ostrich egg, fleckled with little specks throughout. It is obviously quite strong to hold the weight of a 90-pound guinea pig. You wonder what kind of an omelet it would make and start getting hungry.

Hunger is now 50%.

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"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Weegee

« Reply #186 on: June 04, 2011, 08:08:13 PM »
>Steal cotton candy from nearby child
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #187 on: June 04, 2011, 08:26:43 PM »
You attempt to steal the child's cotton candy but he reveals himself to be Zangief Kid and promptly Final Atomic Busters you into oblivion.

You have died. Score: ?/?

Try again? y/n

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WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #188 on: June 04, 2011, 08:30:15 PM »
>inventory

Weegee

« Reply #189 on: June 04, 2011, 08:44:23 PM »
You open your bag. It contains a switchblade, a flashlight, a pack of Juicy Fruit gum, and somehting that looks as though it was once a sandwich.

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YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #190 on: June 04, 2011, 08:56:04 PM »
> Build shrink ray
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #191 on: June 04, 2011, 09:01:39 PM »
You have used the supplies in your bag to build a gun that shoots psychiatrists.  Shoots them out of the gun, that is.  Although it could also theoretically shoot at psychiatrists.

What will you do now?

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"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #192 on: June 04, 2011, 09:07:20 PM »
>Shoot self with psychiatrist.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #193 on: June 04, 2011, 09:08:16 PM »
The shrink psycho-analyzes you and uses lots of psycho-babble that you don't understand.

Your morale goes down by 10%.

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"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #194 on: June 04, 2011, 09:18:35 PM »
>Confess Oedipal tendencies to psychiatrist.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse
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