Mario: No, VJ! You're too cool and heroic to become Popple's rookie! Here, Popple. *holds Tingle with one hand up to Popple* Use him. He once overcharged Link to decipher maps. This creepy little man's a master scammer, and he could make you rich.
Tingle: Tingle, Tingle, Kooloolimpah! (These are magic words Tingle invented himself. Don't steal them!)
Mario: Yeah, shut up.