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General Chat / Re: Your Favorite Joke

« on: January 14, 2008, 08:38:26 PM »

I got a joke that's kinda long, but I'm gonna tell it anyways. It goes like this:

In the mid 1850's there was a wooden warship out sailing. One day, the guy in the crow's nest spots an enemy ship and he runs to tell the captain. He says, "Captain I have spotted an enemy ship". Captain looks at him and says, "Bring me my red shirt" The guy goes and gets the shirt and gives it to the captain. Captain puts the shirt on, and they fight all day and don't loose a single man. At the end of the day the guy says, "Captain before the battle began you told me to bring you your red shirt. Why?" Captain says, " I told you to bring me it that way if i were shot no one would notice I were bleeding and they would continue fighting". So the next the guy spots 20 ships coming and he runs to tell the captain. The captain looks at him and says, "Bring me my brown pants".

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Forum Games / Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer

« on: January 14, 2008, 08:21:06 PM »

All kinds

What's my favorite color?

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Forum Games / Re: The ^<v Game

« on: January 14, 2008, 08:19:39 PM »

^ is WRONG!!!!
< cares nothing for pirates but inspires to be famous
v will be someone other than me.

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Hotel

« on: January 14, 2008, 08:15:42 PM »

Intercom: Attention all guests of the Mario Hotel!!!The work is finally done and the new 150 water slide is now open! Also we have officially opened the new indoor pool juice bar, but remember to wait 30 minutes before you swim. Have a great day and as always thank you for staying at the Mario Hotel!!!!!

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Forum Games / Re: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II

« on: January 14, 2008, 08:12:09 PM »

So then Bowser set Toad on fire and took off.

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Hotel

« on: April 30, 2007, 12:52:22 PM »

Intercom: ATTENTION ATTENTION ALL GUESTS!!!! At the request of several guests, it is come to my attention that we need a bowling alley. I am pleased to annouce that the bowling alley is now complete and is located on the lower level of the hotel next to the Plumber's Pad Bar. I hope that I, your manager can continue to please future guests.

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Forum Games / Re: The ^<v Game

« on: February 16, 2007, 10:49:05 AM »

^XYZ
<???
v is a girl or boy

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General Chat / R;lsdfjlfjsljlsj;lksdf

« on: December 18, 2006, 02:35:17 PM »

reply to this with something better:

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General Chat / Re: What song are you listening to right now?

« on: December 18, 2006, 02:29:58 PM »

No noise- Silence

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Forum Games / Re: The ^<v Game

« on: December 18, 2006, 02:28:24 PM »

^ is not even close
< likes chocolate
v is smart

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Forum Games / Re: Things the Mario characters would never say

« on: October 30, 2006, 12:57:57 PM »

Mario: It's not-a me!

Bowser: (talking to mario on the phone) Hey how 'bout we go play some baseball tomorrow and then split a pizza?

Princess Toadstool: Save me Wario!

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Forum Games / Re: The ^<v Game

« on: October 30, 2006, 12:34:06 PM »

^ is right about that!
< wants his custom title changed because he no longer "bumps" old topics
v can't think of nothing to say

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Forum Games / Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer

« on: October 30, 2006, 12:31:36 PM »

a pointless question , like what you just asked.

Why does it seem like there are more shop-at-home channels on TV than anything else?

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Forum Games / Re: The ^<v Game

« on: September 20, 2006, 07:27:05 PM »

^ is right
< wants a girl
v is a single girl

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Video Game Chat / Re: Have video games ever made you cry?

« on: July 20, 2006, 08:34:28 PM »

I think I cried at the end of Super Mario 64 because the game was over and nothing was left to do.