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« on: July 18, 2003, 06:56:40 PM »
Welcome to the mario casino! here you can talk, gamble, watch people loose millions of dollars on slot machines, play mario games, or just hang out!

*Pulls down handel on $50 slot machine*

(Cherry)(7)(gold bar) Noooooo!!!!!!

* Are you happy now? *
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Some things are good left unsaid. This may be one of them...

Markio

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« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2003, 08:16:48 PM »
*Plays slot machine and gets cherry, cherry, lemon.

Act your age, not your I.Q.  Wait, what''s the difference?
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2003, 08:24:05 PM »
*Gets Starman,Turnip & All-four Shy Guy*
Ahhhh i lost!Lets try again....
*Gets seven,seven,All Four Shy Guy*
AARRGH!One more time....
*Gets cherry,cherry cherry*
Woo 10 coins!
Find your inner monkey.

« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2003, 09:12:25 PM »
Plays Blackjack.

Dealer: ____, Ace
Me: 10, Ace

Dealer: Stays
Me: Hit!

Me: 10, Ace, 10

Me: Stay

Dealer: 9, Ace = 20
Me:10, Ace, 10 = 21
I Win!!

Edited by - Dr. Mario on 7/18/2003 8:13:54 PM

« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2003, 09:48:33 PM »
Why won't my slot machine stop????

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!

Markio

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« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2003, 09:51:22 PM »
*Plays slot machine*
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Markio

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« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2003, 09:51:59 PM »
seven
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Markio

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« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2003, 09:52:24 PM »
seven
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Markio

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« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2003, 09:52:59 PM »
SEVEN!!! I WIN!!!
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2003, 11:02:36 AM »
*plays Super mario slot machine*

(1-up)(1-up)(1-up)

*1-up falls out, mario eats it.*

* Are you happy now? *
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Some things are good left unsaid. This may be one of them...

« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2003, 11:24:08 AM »
*just hangs out*
Hey, you said I could...

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2003, 04:22:30 PM »
Bah! what the heck...lets see...
*puts quarter in slot machine*
7....7....7!
WOOOO I won!
*huge mound of cash spews out of slot machine flatening Marionut#1 underneath*
Ow....thats gonna leave a mark...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
It's-a me, Marionut#1!

« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2003, 06:54:42 PM »
Whoa water powered slots!
I knew i should of bought a FLUDD from E.Gadd's Inventions a Friends Hardware Store...(I made that name up)
Find your inner monkey.

Sapphira

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« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2003, 01:40:27 PM »
Tsk tsk... Look at all these under-aged gamblers... ;P

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2003, 06:14:37 PM »
I'm the only legal one AND I'M NOT GAMBLING!!! Strange, eh?

Meh. Gambling is just a tax for the mathematically challenged.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

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