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Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« on: September 02, 2004, 09:31:32 PM »
CW: If I don't hit this curb, I'll lose the race! *punches sidewalk* Woooooooo! I win!

Random Guy: What the dukar are you doing?

CW: I dunno.

*suddenly a giant ghost flies into view*

RG: Wha-wha-what's that?

CW: It's obviously a large ghost.

XXX: Mind if I attack it?

RG: No, be my guest.

CW: Woah, how'd you get here?

XXX: Don't ask me.

CW: But I just did.

XXX: Ah well. *attacks ghost*

Giant Ghost: Why hello there. *explodes*

CW: AAH! *gets covered in some sort of gold material*

MMM: *walks up* What happened to you?

CW: I ... uh ... I ... uh ...

XXX: *smacks CW out of it*

CW: Man, I feel different.

WHY DOES CW FEEL DIFFERENT?
WILL ANY OTHER "CLASSIC" BORED CHARACTERS MAKE AN APPEARANCE?
WILL THERE BE ANOTHER EPISODE?

FIND OUT!
IF SOMEONE REPLIES TO
Bored-MKXVII GP Legend!
That was a joke.

Markio

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« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2004, 10:17:31 PM »
CW: Uh....

...

...

Fire Extinguisher: Dude it's been like three hours, are you gonna answer or not?

CW: ...Nooo.....

XXX: Man, I gotta get off the heasy.

FE: Oh yeah?  Well I can play the fiddlizzle and sizzle some sausage on a grillizzle!

Herbal Essences: I AM HERE!! BOW TO ME!!

Markio: *appears out of no where with Trainman*  Where have you been?!?

HB: I have become supreme ruler of the world!

Trainman: Oh, y'all are just melting cheese!

Cheese: I'm mellltiinnnggg!!!

WILL CHEESE SURVIVE?
WHERE DID THE HERBAL ESSENCES COME FROM?
WHY IS CHUPPERSON WEIRD SO HESITANT?
FIND OUT!  OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!

Edited by - Markio on 9/2/2004 9:19:50 PM
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2004, 12:52:56 AM »
XXX: Why hasn't anyone tried to force-crossbreed snails and goats?

CW: Because that's an unethical practice.

RG: You're an unethical practice!

Cheese: *Bleeds*

Blood: *Cheeses*

Krillp: I think I pulled my spleen bone on the polo feilds today.

The Mighty Bjorn: You play polo?!?

Krillp: Are you kidding? I'm to old to play polo! *explodes*

Blood: Well then what were you doing there? *implodes*

Krillp: Whudder ya asking me for? *decomplodes*

That's Just great: That's just great.

Mupperson Wear'd: I want to rock and roll all night, and party every day... and then mabey take a nap, and eat some bran flakes.

TJG: That's just great.

RG: *Leaves for a deviously planned trip to the planet of bottle caps and pepperoni slices where he will adventure on a quest of quests, disguised as the grand royal prince of Troolkshilvania. There he will search for the mighty bejeweled plastic cup, and experiment with glowsticks and the effects of their juices on the intestinal tracking of baby penguins. He will then find out that he was on candid camera and should smile, which drve him into a frenzy of shopping for knives, then buying knives on the internet and hiring magically animated knives to stab the knives he got off the internet with the knives he shopped for. If only they were in a tub of mud. Mud? Mud rymes with Fudd, who hunts wabbits (cwazy wabbits). And wabbits fit in the groove of a tire. Tires vomit jelly. Jelly is so politically incorrect, which makes random guy a racist, and because all guys can be considered random and Freddy calls Daphnie and Velma "guys" along with the others, all humans are racists. You should be ashamed of yourselves, filthy hateful humans!*

TJG: That's just great.

Edited by - Popple on 9/2/2004 11:56:15 PM
Let me away from this boulder!

« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2004, 06:22:43 PM »
Baby Penguin: My intestinal tracking hurts.
RG: Haha! I broke open a glow stick and poured in into your Mountain Dew!
CW: That's just wrong.
Fe: Very wrong.
HB: Very Very wrong.
XXX: Very Very Very wrong.
CNN: So unbelievably wrong that no amount of verying can describe the wrongness.
BYOB: Who are you?

Screech: I've actually been here the whooole time.
Cheese: I stand alone.
Blood: *stands on cheese*
CW: ugh...your pathetic attempts at humor are fleeting.
Screech: *fleets*
Screech's pathetic attempts at humor:*fleets*

"At Dukar, we place our emphasis on serving you, supporting
you, and helping you be as successful as possible."
"At Dukar, we place our emphasis on serving you, supporting
you, and helping you be as successful as possible."

Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2004, 06:51:04 PM »
UHJ: Ahh!! their coming!!!
YHE: WHO!!!!
UHJ: ...
HHH: It's Just Hector!!!
GHJ:NOOOOOO!!
ZXC: Jus Hecor?
Koopalsaya: This is just Hector.
YYU: No, you're Koopaslaya
ZAQ: NOT TRUE, Its JUST HECTOR!!!!
AHH: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
JUO: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!
Koopalsaya: No of this. I hate it all.
AWE: *hits himself repeadely.*
Koopaslaya. bu.....but......b.....b...b..but. I dont know!!!!
It was a cold dya in Citrus land
Εὐθύνατε τὴν ὁδὸν Κυρίου

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2004, 07:11:45 AM »
._0: Okay you scurvy dogs, let's go questing in a RPG-esque manner!

@_@: We have nothing else to do to-day.

.: But Oprah's on *whines*

._0: Silence you transfixable eye!

^_^: Do I get a sword?!

O~O: SwOrds for everyoN3.

@_@: Now let's walk around a well-rendered grassy plain and encounter a gang of monsters/aliens/wizards, all the while the whole group is represented by one person.

O~O: L3t's rol1.

(screen dissolves into a turn-based battle set up)

._0: Ok, see those numbers over there? That's those giant dragon's speed points. That means he is faster then us, so we have to stand here and let it slash or burn us once.

.: That doesn' make any se-.

._0: Shutup!

Trog 1: *Burns ^_^ severly*

^_^: Ow! That didn't feel too great!

@_@: *conjures Visine spirit* Visine, use the "Too Many Eye Drops In My Eye and It Kind Of Burns a Little" Attack!

Visine: *fires 5 drops*

Trog 1: *eyedrop'd*

O~O: YaY, now we all get 5 billion experience points.

(Everyone levels up to Level 93947f5443)

^_^: Can I get some potion, or an herb, please?!

._0: I'm saving it for someone I want to live.

@_@: Let's save, I'm hungry.

O~O: ChineSe?

^_^: Sounds good to me!

._0: I could use a cup of coffee, myself.

@_@: Okay, some coffee, some Chinese, then we get back to questing.

To be continuesorz.

.tneb ytilaeR dna dewols emiT
.tnew namggE eht no dna no tuB

Edited by - TEM on 9/4/2004 6:26:12 AM
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Insane Steve

  • Professional Cynic
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2004, 07:09:15 PM »
Up to Number 7 now, aren't we?

Who Said that?
Why isn't this thread in Game Help?
How did I miss BORED VI?

Find out... NEVER! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHa [weeeee]

~I.S.~
~I.S.~

« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2004, 06:33:58 PM »
((The Great Evil Known Only As MEGAߥTE Moved It. It was Originally found in The White Mushroom House.))



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”


Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2004, 11:58:35 PM »
Jerstikating: Hi, I'm Jerstikating. Nice to meet you.

Jimmy: AAAHH!!

Jerstikating: *jerstikates*

Vlagranian: Eww. GET OVER HERE.

Jerstikating: Yessir!

----MEANWHILE----

CW: Who wants to try new Chup L.C. (Laundry Soap)?

Random Guy: Uhh, "soap" starts with an S.

CW: I know that. Don't you think I know that? *paranoid gaze* Chup L.C.! Chup L.C.! Free samples, only $20.00!

RoshEn: Oh, I'll buy some! *hands over a 30¢ Bill*

CW: I was hoping for a 30¢ Fred. *hands RoshEn 5 gallons of Chup Laundry Coapâ„¢*

RoshEn: *eats the soap* Hey, th-*hic*-is is *hic* pretty go-*hic*-od! *faints*

----MEANWHILE----

Vlagranian: I must have some of that new Chup L.C.! Go obtain some for me, pelvis!

Jerstikating: Yessir!

WILL JERSTIKATING GET SOME CHUP L.C. FOR VLAGRANIAN?
WHAT EXACTLY DOES L.C. STAND FOR?
WHY IS CW SELLING FREE SAMPLES FOR $20.00?

DON'T BET ON FINDING OUT, NEXT TIME!
SAME BORED-TIME, SAME BORED-CHANNEL!
That was a joke.

Insane Steve

  • Professional Cynic
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2004, 09:02:40 PM »
Steve: LIEK BAK PLZ! Sw00t! Victory Dance! (You have to go to EP. 1. Or something.)

Roshan: Wait, is that some kind of plug for your sprite comic?

Steve: Erm.... *runs*



--------MEANWHILE--------



Stuff happened. I'm not sure what kinds of stuff, or even if it can be classified as stuff, but it happened. Whatever it is.



--------MEANWHILE--------



Steve: Ok, I need more plot devices. My writing is a bit out of whack right now. Any ideas?



WILL STEVE GET ANY IDEAS?

Find out next time, because I'm sick of typing HTML tags!



~I.S.~

Edited by - Insane Steve on 9/7/2004 8:04:42 PM

~I.S.~

Markio

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« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2004, 09:07:13 PM »
Meanwhile, on a far away place right around the corner...

Cheese: Hello, I'm meltin' here!  Doesn't anyone care about me?

Psychiatrist:  Of course people care about you!  you just have to look inside your heart and find all those people that care!

Cheese:...

Psychiatrist: And if you go in the fridge, you'll stop melting.

Cheese: But shall I ever find people that care about me?

Carrot: Just get the dukar in the fridge!

Fire Extinguisher:  Wait!  Cheese!  Before your long journey in the fridge, I just wanted to tell you that...  I happy slappy goofy befriend you!

Cheese: ...*runs to fridge*

Fridge:  I'm so darn triglycerotic!

Fire Extinguiser: Riiiiigghhhhtt....

Mean while, back in the Corridor of Terrors...

Herbal Essences:  You shall all be my followers!!

Terrors:  Oh yeah?  Well, what if we don't want to?

HE:  Then I'll ask you over and over politely until you agree!

Terrors:  Yeah, that's fair...  fine we're coming.

HE:  Ahahaha!!!  MY followers!  First stop... JC Penny's!

Everyone:  AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!

Everything is as smooth as sandpaper pajamas.
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2004, 09:25:31 PM »
MMM: I have no inspiration, but Chup wants me to post.

Chupperson: POST FASTER, SLAVE

MMM: Yes suh! Right on it suh!

Vlagranian: Noo! My spleen! Well, he was useless anyway.

*laugh track*

*laugh track*

MMM: I think--*laugh track* that we--*laugh track* get the point

XXX: It's broken! I can't control it! IT'S POWERS ARE TOO GREAT FOR US, MMM!!

*laugh track*
*laugh track*
*laugh track*
*laugh track*
*maniacal laugh track*

MMM: ARGHH ARRGHH AAAH RNOO #$#&# STUPID BURRITO

XXX: I'm never eating at Taco Bell again

*rimshot*
200 characters and nothing to say.

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2004, 11:57:27 PM »
<Deezer> I have a poem
<Deezer> It's called "I Hate Windows 98"
<Chupperson> excellent old bean
<Deezer> It goes like this:
<Deezer>  I hate
<Deezer>  Windows 98
<Deezer> Thank you *bows*
<Chupperson> *laugh track*
<Chupperson> *rimshot*
<Deezer> *money rains down*
<Chupperson> *laugh track kills rimshot*
<Chupperson> *rimshot's brother stabs laugh track*
<Deezer> *rimshot's family sues*
<Chupperson> *laugh track's 2nd cousin blows up the rimshot family business*
<Deezer> *rimshot installs carbombs*
<Deezer> *laugh track whacks rimshot boss*
<Chupperson> *rimshot enforcers target laugh tracks*
<RadMhetoric> Laugh Track Terminators?
<Chupperson> Huh?
<Deezer> rimshot: I'll be back
<Chupperson> laugh track: RATATATARATATATA
* RadMhetoric (Quit: ZOOT SUIT RIOT)
<Deezer> RIOT!
<Deezer> Throw back a bottle of beeeeer
<Deezer> Zoot suit riot
<Deezer> RIOT!
<Chupperson> *zoot suits run wild in the street*
<Deezer> Run a comb through your coal-black hair
<Deezer> *zoot suits loot stores*
<Chupperson> *rimshot boss takes out looter zooters*
<Deezer> It's a zoot-eat-zoot world out there

Gregor: What the deuce WAS that, anyway?
U "F" O: I don't know, but where have you been for the past year?
Gregor: ... Darning my socks?
That was a joke.

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2004, 02:26:14 PM »
W.T. Dukar: Wtd?

W.T. Duece: What the duece?

W.T. ****ens: WT****ens?!

W.T. Duece: Who the duece are you people?

W.T. Dukar: Why don't I ask you the same thing?

W.T. ****ens: Why does the monkey chase the weasel?

W.T. Dukar: When? Where? What? Why? How?

W.T. Duece: When Will THE MADNESS END?!?!

O~O: NoW! *lasereyes the W.T. Brothers*

All W.T. Bros: WTD? *asplodes*

O~O: Well, thaTs the 3nd of thAt.

()_(): Not quite, pathetic Face.

Giga Bowser: BWAHAHHAHAAHHA RWOOARRRRR!

O~O: Unite The Faces! To make the MegaFace! *combine'd*

O^.@_~_@0^O: Try To Defeat Us Now!

G. Bowser: *fire breath*

()_(): *some kind of super strong robot punch, thing*

O^.@_~_@0^O: Ow *separates*

@_@: There is only one person that can save us now!

Roy: *thinks (Who?)*

^_^: Citrus Man!!

WILL CITRUS MAN COME?
WILL THE W.T. BROS. RETURN?
WILL ANY OF THE DRAMATIC POST BORED-POST QUESTIONS NOT BE ALL CAPITALIZED?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON Bored-MKXVII GP Legend!!! ! ! !! !     !





Egg Power
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Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2004, 08:04:22 PM »
Roshan: Anyone want to buy copies of my new book, "Suicide for Fun and Profit"?

Fire Extinguisher: *buys a copy for $6.72*

Roshan: Er... those cost $11.95.

Fire Extinguisher: I don't care.

Roshan: Since when do we have a talking fire extinguisher for a cast member? That's even dumber than that talking rock.

Rock: Grr. *jumps in his hydroscooter and phmelgs away*

Rob Roy: Phmelg phmelg phmelg.

Fire Extinguisher: *sells his copy of Suicide for Fun and Profit on the black market for $2435*

----MEANWHILE----

Gregor: Wonderful book I just bought on the old black market...

U "F" O: Ha ha! What a fool!

Gregor: Come now, old chap. We can use this against our dreaded and confused enemies!

U "F" O: Oh, wonderful...

Vlagranian: Let me see that! *grabs book* Wow! I just found the perfect way to make a ton of money! *jumps off a tall building*
That was a joke.

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