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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #30 on: September 20, 2002, 11:50:22 PM »
everything suddenly depth-ized again.
That was a joke.

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #31 on: September 21, 2002, 07:46:58 PM »
"What did-a Lemmy mean when he was-a talking about-a his uncle?" asked Mario as Luigi explained their journey for the third time.
"I don't-a know!" said Luigi. "He didn't say much else."
That was a joke.

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #32 on: September 21, 2002, 11:36:45 PM »
Hey, MadMario or somebody! Come help continue the story!
That was a joke.

MadMario

« Reply #33 on: September 28, 2002, 02:33:47 PM »
Mallow yelled "Hey, who's that above us?"

Luigi replied "Not really sure, but I SWEAR he looks familiar!"

Mario saw the pendant around the figure's neck. "Oh, no! Not Wart! Please not Wart!"

"Now I remember! It's Wart!"

"NNNOOOOO!" screamed Peach.

When the got to the bottom of the pipe, Wart yelled, "I've got you now!"

Suddenly, Toad fell out of the pipe above Wart, thus stomping him!

"Good! The gang's all here!" cheered Luigi.

"Really, eh? Well, I've got a few new tricks for you."

Wart suddenly grew to twenty times his orginal size!

"Well, so do I!" replied Mario, as he put on the FLUDD.

"Me too!" cried Luigi, as he pulled out the Pulterguster 2000 (sorry if I spelled it wrong).

"And I don't think you remember me!" screamed Mallow.

Luigi switched the Pulterguster 2000 from suck to blow, Mario filled the FLUDD, and Mallow charged with electricity. They all fired at the same time, causing a water tornado filled with electric power!
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« Reply #34 on: September 28, 2002, 10:22:25 PM »
The tornado started heading right for Wart. Suddenly, smoke and sparks went flying everywhere, and the next thing they knew, Wart was 1000 times bigger.

"Ha ha ha, electric water tornadoes always make me grow gigantic." Wart said.

Then Wart bent over and grabbed Luigi and Toad.

"If you want me to free your friends, you must surrender!" Wart laughed.

"No way, you-a stupid dork!" Mario replied.

"Then I will squeeze Luigi and Toad until they resemble smashed mosquito guts. Ha ha ha!" said Wart.

Suddenly, Mario jumped up really high and hit Wart in the head as hard as he could.

"Ow! You're gonna pay for that!" screamed Wart.

Then Wart grabbed everyone else.

"You must all die!!!!" Wart yelled.

Wart then began to squeeze them, when suddenly...

Bill Cosby appeared, and he was 10 times bigger than Wart.

"Hey Wart,Would you like some Jello?" he said, as he handed Wart a bowl of Jello.

"No! I don't want any stinkin' Jello! I'm too busy!" shouted Wart.

Then Bill Cosby let a huge fart that caused an earthquake.

"Sorry, I had lunch at Taco Bell," he said.

The earthquake caused Wart to lose his balance, and fell down and dropped everybody.

Then Bill Cosby said "I'll be right back."

He disappeared. Seconds later he was back with a bunch a Stars.

He threw one at everybody, and they all became invincible.They ran and slammed into Wart. This caused him to shrink back to normal size.

"You idiots!!!, You have won for now, but I will be back as soon as I get some help!" shouted Wart as he teleported away.


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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #35 on: September 28, 2002, 11:24:09 PM »
(Let's try to stay inside the Mario universe and away from gross vulgar humor, shall we?
...the last fragment of story is to be disregarded, for lack of continuity...)
The tornado headed for Wart. The electricity hit Wart's pendant, and his crown, and superheated the metal, thus fusing the chain on his pendant together, while charring his skin.
"AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" yelled Wart... and he appeared to cease living.
"Well, that's the end of him!" said Mallow, happily.
Luigi gasped. "Look at-a that..."
A shadowy outline of Wart's body rose from where he lay, and emitted a ghastly laugh.
Luigi readied the Poltergust 3000. (Just so you know, that's how it's spelled.)
Mario squirted the ghost with FLUDD, but to no avail.
Luigi used the Poltergust and sucked the Wart-ghost in.
Professor Elvin Gadd appeared on Luigi's Game Boy Horror screen.
"Well, my boy, what have you got there?"
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At Bowser's wrecked castle, which was now a few miles away, the Koopa King looked in his viewscreen... which only a privileged few knew he had.
"So, Mario and his pitiful friends think they have defeated Wart, do they? Well, I'll show them a thing or two..."
And he prepared to use his black magic...

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
That was a joke.

MadMario

« Reply #36 on: September 29, 2002, 04:12:29 PM »
Meanwhile, at the town of Sayonara, Dr. T. Garden was giving his Super Sushi one more shot...

Guess what happens next... in fact, if CW knows, he can do it!

Edited by - MadMario on 9/30/2002 3:52:40 PM
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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #37 on: September 29, 2002, 09:00:33 PM »
Eh? Does this last development have anything to do with the rest of the story?

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
That was a joke.

MadMario

« Reply #38 on: September 30, 2002, 04:43:35 PM »
You don't know? It's in the SMBSS DVD. Whatever, I'll do it.


Bowser warped to Sayonara with his black magic to steal the Super Sushi.

"I'm taking that!" he yelled.

"NOT AGAIN!" replyed Dr. T. Garden.

Bowser ate ALL of the Super Sushi and said, "This time, Mario WILL pay!"

"Great, and I made it five times more powerful too!"

"All the better! Hey! It's working!"

Bowser grew to 100 times his own size!

"Now, I am... SUPER KOOPZILLA!"

Bowser rampaged through Sayonara on his way to TMK...

Edited by - MadMario on 9/30/2002 3:54:18 PM
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« Reply #39 on: September 30, 2002, 08:12:03 PM »
I remember something about Koopzilla... but sadly, I haven't ever seen any SMBSS cartoons.
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"What's that?" gasped Mallow, terrified.
"Oh no... Not again!" exclaimed Luigi.
Bowser and his thundering steps approached Mario & Co.
Mario switched to his Rocket Nozzle, and shot up to the top of Bowser's head, and landing there for a fleeting moment, he charged up his Rocket Nozzle again. He blasted roughly 80 feet above Bowser's head. From this altitude, he executed a super Ground Pound. This, however, only succeeded in giving Bowser a massive headache...

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
That was a joke.

MadMario

« Reply #40 on: October 01, 2002, 05:03:38 PM »
Bowser's headache made him fall off a cliff.
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« Reply #41 on: October 01, 2002, 07:49:39 PM »
Which caused an earthquake, making everybody else fall over.
(Hmm, this story is getting quite strage...)

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
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« Reply #42 on: October 11, 2002, 06:48:14 PM »
Hey, I don't see why my part of the story lacks continuity. And most guys find farting funny, not gross.
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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #43 on: October 11, 2002, 07:45:17 PM »
SO?
I certainly don't think it's funny.

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« Reply #44 on: October 11, 2002, 08:08:28 PM »
Why not?
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