Author Topic: Bored â„¢©® (Read 41631 times)

King Boo · « **Reply #120 on:** March 13, 2004, 11:59:31 PM »

Deathborn:I'll only join if you give me cake.
And some pie.

Death:ok sonny you got yourself a deal.

Weird Dude:I have an SUV....I wrap snickers....

Mr. T:What's goin' on here, foo??

Bob:CAKE TIME!!!!!!with added pie.

1st Japanese Dude:AHHHHHH it's Godzilla!!!!!!

Vlagranian:No,that's Joe.

U. F. O.:JOIN US DEATHBORN. HURRY UP AND EAT THE CAKE.Pie included!

Vlagranian:Now you are my left ear, Deathborn!

Find your inner monkey.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #121 on:** March 14, 2004, 12:29:49 AM »

Joe: *jumps into Six Majin*

Japanese dude: AAAAHHHH!!!

WEIRD DUDE: BOOBALOOBAGOOBAFOOBA! *jumps into some other giant mech*

Japanese dude: AAAAHHHH!!! x2

King Boo · « **Reply #122 on:** March 14, 2004, 11:07:06 PM »

Japanese guy:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Mr. T:Stop your AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!-ing, foo.
Japanese guy:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Weird Dude:BLAHGEDEBOODABEE!!! I drive an SUV....I wrap snickers....I drive an SUV...I wrap snickers....

Find your inner monkey.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #123 on:** March 14, 2004, 11:17:59 PM »

Your Inner Monkey: *WHAP!*

WEIRD DUDE: Uhh... *separates*

Lizard Dude: Well that was interesting.

CW: Yeah, suuure....

RoshEn: I FOUND you!

Your Inner Monkey: AAAAHHHH!!!! *runs*

Fire: *chases YIM*

RoshEn: ARRNYUMM *grabs YIM in teeth*

YIM: *grabs RoshEn's hat* Hahahaha!

RoshEn: NOOOOOâ„¢

Roshan: Where are my Drill Boots?

Fred: YAAH!!

WHAT IS FRED YELLING ABOUT?
WHO THE HECK is FRED, ANYWAY?
FIND OUT LATER!
ON BORED â„¢©®!!!!

TEM · « **Reply #124 on:** March 15, 2004, 07:33:21 PM »

::: Weird Dude and Company ::: Episode 12

Weird Dude: Tis' a grandth day today in yon Ost woods.

._0: Indeed, tis' is.

.: I'm going to get some tacos, who wants me to get them something?

O~O: Get me a muchero supremas enchildaso.

*_0: get me a egg salad sandwich.

.: But I'm going to Taco Be-

*_0: SILENCE! Or it get's the hose again!

.: Ok, ok!

So off Lazy Right set off towards the Taco Bell in the neighboring Okori village. When he arrived everything was in \\!!total reversal chaos!!//
Things were so messed up things weren't even turned into their respective opposites.
Up was West.
Black was green, yellow, and red all at the same time.
Everything that was originaly blue was still blue, however.

.: WHAAA-?

Something struck Lazy Right from behind, a beam of burplue light.
Several hours later a thing that was once Lazy Right got up and staggered away.

>>2 hours later back at the ranch>>

^_^: Holy super munchers! What happened to you?!

0: I have become Perfectly Fine Left Eye!!!!(pops into Lopsided's left socket)

*_00: Uhh, maybe you should stay out of the socket until we sort this out.

@_@: Who did this two you Lazt Right?

0: It was none other than The Conjunctalator!!!

To be continued in(Gasp) Episode 13!!!

My other signature is a Porsche.

Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/15/2004 5:35:19 PM

TEM · « **Reply #125 on:** March 16, 2004, 09:25:14 PM »

I have editted in limited edition commentary for the TEMP:MCF series.
All commentary is in between these characters C% put commentary here %C
please look back a few pages and enjoy the boring little tidbits I've typed up.

My other signature is a Porsche.

Insane Steve · « **Reply #126 on:** March 16, 2004, 10:11:20 PM »

Roshan: Yea, Steve, where HAVE I been all this time?
Steve: Erm...
*_0: This is a good burrito.
Roshan: Hmmmm, it appears I've been replaced by a bunch of talking text faces. How quaint.
Roy: (Hold on, I think I finally got it.) ... I fear the monkey in ... Bob Dole?
CW: YOUR SOUL! Not Bob Dole!
Bob Dole: I'm Bob Dole!
Fred: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! My jacket is on fire!
Roshan: That still doesn't explain my relative absence in this story, I mean, RoshEn got more lines then me so far.
RoshEn: *burp*
Roy: I fear the monkey in more coal.
CW: YOUR SOUL!!
Roy: Poor foal?
CW: Forget it.
Roshan: That still doesn't explain where the drill boots went.
RoshEn: Why am I not getting any Taco Bell?

--------MEANWHILE--------

T.O.G.: Where have I been?
Steve: I don't know.
T.O.G.: And how many people here actually know who I am?
Steve: I don't know. *leaves*

--------MEANWHILE--------

Steve: I'm back baby! HOOOOO-AAAHHHH! *jump kick*

Is Steve really back?
Why hasn't Roshan been in the story much?
Will Roy EVER get that line right?
Is this post too tangential?
Is any post here tangential?
Who here knows what tangential means?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON... BORED IV!*

*This statement not guaranteed by anything.

~I.S.~

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #127 on:** March 16, 2004, 10:23:52 PM »

The Conjunctalator: AHAHAOWFIEOEINGOEG

WEIRD DUDE: Would you mind rephrasing that?

The Conjunctalator: FOO BABAKE L LLLAJEoieo!

WEIRD DUDE: Ah. Now I see.

Fred Jim: What? Who the heck am I?

---MEAN WHILE---

Vlagranian: We must strike out against our evemies!

Gregor: What are evemies?

U "F" O: Our navels! Maybe!

That Dude From Mars: Omelette du Fromage!

_-_mEaNwHiLe-_-

Mr. Vandertramp: There are mice all around us!

RoshEn: Eep!

WEIRD DUDE: What are you doing here anyway? *smacks Mr. Vandertramp*

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #128 on:** March 16, 2004, 10:25:05 PM »

Woah, Steve posted while I was posting.

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #129 on:** March 16, 2004, 10:43:06 PM »

MMM: KIMI NO KENDAAAAA!

MegaMan: AAAAH!

DrillMan: AAAAH!

MegaMan: Pastaaaa POWER!

DrillMan: No... my name.. doesn't have a space!

MegaMan: *slices DrillMan in half*

Drill Man: AGH! I've been split!

MegaMan: Gwooah hah hah... hackpth. Cough. Right. Yes. Good.

Drill Man: *DO DO DO DO.... breaks into little glowing balls and stuff.*

MegaMan: DRILL BOOTS GET

Roshan: Hey, those are mine.

MegaMan: Catch me if you can, chump-change!

Roshan: After him! *jumps on Roy*

Roy: *back snaps* I can't feel my legs.

MegaMan: HI-YAH! BOOT TO THE FACE

Roshan: Urghlepthmarghlepath.

Will The Noodles like to bathe in the glow if the freshly doomed pickles lie to the resident of ammonia!!!

I'M SO CONFUSED I FORGOT MY QUESTION MARK???

Insane Steve · « **Reply #130 on:** March 17, 2004, 05:17:33 PM »

Roshan: After him!
Roy: (Ugh....) *collapses*
Megaman: Fools!
Roshan: Go, blast it!
CW: So, how long have we had to wait for Roy because of injuries that Roshan's idiocy has caused?
Steve: By my watch, about 93 hours and 12 minutes.

========SOME TIME LATER========

Roy: (Blast you, Roshan, you hit me so hard I shouted something in English. And now Megaman's long gone and you don't have your boots and I'm in no condition or state of mind to fetch them right now.)
WEIRD DUDE: Not to mention you are talking in run-on sentences.
Roy: (... Shut up.*)

How will Roshan get the boots back?
Will Roy recover enough from Roshan's overzealousness to chase after him?
Or will Roshan somehow usurp another magical flying Yoshi?
Or will Megaman stupidly return to where everyone else is?

FIND OUT NE---

U "F" O: You know what? I'm really sick of not having my position in the story advanced.
Gregor: Hush, chap.

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON: BORED IV!

*The phrase "Shut up." preceded by an ellipsis is Trademarked by Insane Steve 2003 or whenever I first used it in BORED. Any unauthorized use will result in a frivolous lawsuit, or at least a hefty rebuking in my next post here.

~I.S.~

Edited by - Insane Steve on 3/17/2004 3:20:48 PM

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #131 on:** March 17, 2004, 05:54:29 PM »

Vidgmchtr: I rejoined these very crazy forums.

Little Muffin: Isn't that idiot who keeps making new accounts after he gets banned for stupidity and disrespect for others there?

Vidgmchtr: .....I don't know.....

*Vidgmchtr and the Little Muffin see a 12 year old boy scream "It"s ah-me Marioguy!"*

Vidgmchtr: .....You win.

*Vidgmchtr gives the Little Muffin 5 bucks*

Little Muffin: Yay! Let's get some pancakes.

Uh, yeah....

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #132 on:** March 17, 2004, 08:50:00 PM »

Vid: You should play Grow Sapph

Roshan: Good idea! *waters Sapph*

Sapph: *grows... up and up and up..*

Roy: Aaah! I'm using english again!

MMM: Hey Roshan, hey.... erm.. you sure... grew, Sapph.

Roshan: Let us climb her! *jumps on Sapph's ankle*

Roy: (I wish I could look, but I can't lift my head.)

MMM: I'm afraid to climb her.

Roshan: This is a GREAT view!

MMM: Oh, what the heck. *begins to climb*

Roshan and MMM: *climb into the clouds*

Roshan: Look, it's the giant's castle!

MMM: Let us go into the castle and procure various goodies and treasures!

Roshan: Jolly good, olde Chup! I mean Chap!

CW: You called?

MMM: Who are you?

CW: I'm the Chup that lays the Golden Goggle!

MMM: Wouldn't that hurt?

CW: Pure gold is pretty soft, actually.

MMM: I see.

Giant MegaMan: FEE FI FO FUM. I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ENGLISHMAN.

Sir Henry: That's just me.

G-MegaMan: Oh. Right. but... I DO SEE MMM AND ROSHAN!

Roshan: AAAAH!

MMM: AAAAAH! x2

Roshan: Oh... my drill boots! DRILL BOOT GET

MMM: Whoo!

Roshan: *jumps on MegaMan's head*

MegaMan: WARGHLEPARTH.

Roshan: HAHAH! I WIN!

MMM: Why did I even come along?

Sapph: It's hard to breathe up here.

WILL SAPPH APHYSXIATE?
DID I EVEN SPELL APHYSXIATE RIGHT?
GOSH I FEEL STUPID?
WILL ANYONE TELL INSANE STEVE THAT THIS IS BORED V AND NOT IV?

Find out next time on... Bored... FI --V-- E!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #133 on:** March 17, 2004, 09:33:11 PM »

Sapphira: I'm asphyxiating up here!

MMM: So THAT's how you spell it.

Sapphira: *choke* Yep.

CW: *pours some anti-water on Sapph*

Roshan: What's this now?

CW: You know, the reverse of water. Like antimatter is the reverse of matter. Theoretically, it makes stuff un-grow.

Roshan: Uh ... huh.

Jimbo: Who wants some PIZZA!!

Who: Yes, yes I do. *jumps on Magic Bus*

Goo: Yes, it is I, Goo. And I have come to ATTACK ALL YOUR BEADY EYED MEAT EATING BUNNYS!

RoshEn: I think those got taken care of, like, years ago.

Goo: Curses!

Bicycle Rider Boy 7: *runs over Goo*

Goo: My dreams (along with me) have been squashed!

Vlagranian: *eats Goo* Mmm, this Goo is quite good.

MMM: You called me?

Vlagranian: I said "mmm," not "MMM."

MMM: Ah...

G-Mega Man: *eats a poison mushroom* *shrinks*

CW: Woah, talk about your franchise crossovers.

TEM · « **Reply #134 on:** March 19, 2004, 03:42:05 PM »

.: Hey, I'm back to normal!

@_@: So is the Okori village, I checked with the ultrmegitiman telescope.

Mr. Vandertramp: How?

._0: Who cares.

^_^: Hey everyone! I got an idea!

@_@: What would that b- GLagergah!!! *gets squirted in eyes with Visine*

O~O: You sqUirted him gOOOd, Ecstasy.

Weird Dude walks in.

WD: Who are you?

o_o: Me?

Thomas: Yeah you.

o_o: Blood-Shot w/ Visine.

Visine: Yeah we're going steady.

>>>2 minutes later>>>

Visine: It's just not working out.

o_o: Uhoh

Every One: Holy Cheese and Crackers!! He's turning back to his irritated eye state!

o_@: No! Must.. Fight.. Dryness.. I.. Love.. Clear.. Moisturized eyes.. Too.. Much!!

!!!o_@ evolved to @_@!!!

@_@: NOOOO!

()_(): KILLROY! KILLROY!

Roy: Aw, fig newtons.

My other signature is a Porsche.