One day, Link was sitting around, doing nothing. He was bored. "I know," said Link, "I'll declare war on Kirby!" So he did. This made Kirby mad, and called upon everyone in Dreamland to rise against Link. Link got everyone (read: Tingle) in Hyrule to go over to the Alamo, which was actually in Hyrule. Commander Link and Second Liuetentant Tingle defended the Alamo bravely against the Dreamland inhabitants, but they were outnumbered a squillion to one. Just then, Tingle did some little creepy dance, and an army of thousands of Aliens came to defend them. General Kirby stabbed one of the Aliens, but its acid blood melted his spear, and killed Kirby, whose army suddenly went berserk. One of the soldiers in the 101st Kirby Armored Division called for reinforcements, and they came immediately: hundreds of Koopas! A medic Koopa revived Gen. Kirby, who ordered the 31st Koopa Marine Division to assault the Aliens' left flank. It was no use, and the Aliens slaughtered the Koopas. After days of fighting, each side, Link and Kirby, were down to about forty men. In the end, Gen. Kirby declared a truce. However, this was not enough for 2nd Lt. Tingle. Tingle went over to Kirby, pulled out a Desert Eagle 9mm handgun, and shot him.
THE END.
The moral of the story: Don't let Link get bored! He'll declare war on you and then make Tingle shoot you with a Desert Eagle!