Basically, you post here, and then on your next post (or if want me to, I'll find out for you), you get to see what race you're from and who your allied with.
What creature are you? (By seconds)
00: Human
01: Toad
02: Goomba
03: Paragoomba
04: Koopa
05: Paratroopa
06: Buzzy Beetle
07: Hammer Bro (or Hammer Sis if you're a girl)
08: Cheep-Cheep
09: Blooper
10: Magikoopa
11: Yoshi
12: Birdo
13: Kong
14: Monkey (not a Kong)
15: Kremling
16: Gnawty Beaver
17: Spearman
18: Wiggler
19: Dooplighost
20: Doogan
21: Crayzee Dayzee
22: Boo
23: Shy Guy
24: Fly Guy
25: Snifit
26: Poodaboo
27: Lakitu
28: Spiny
29: Pianta
30: Noki
31: Cataquack
32: Lil Oink
33: Lil Sparky
34: Chain Chomp
35: Bob-omb
36: Shadow Siren (Or just Shadow if you're a guy)
37: Bean
38: Nimbian
39: X-Naut
40: Shroob
41: Clubba
42: Penguin
43: Puni
44: Jabbi
45: Dry Bones
46: Pider
47: Pirahna Plant
48: Mole
49: Rabbit
50: Bullet Bill
51: Bandit
52: Star
53: Amazee Dayzee
54: Whatever Screamy is from Paper Mario 2
55: Luff
56: Squeek
57: Shark
58: Raven
59: Your Choice
What is your alliance (by minutes)
01-06: Hero side with Mario
07-12: Dark side with Bowser
13-18: Hero side with Yoshi (whenever he goes solo)
19- 24:Dark side with X-nauts
25-30: Hero side with DK
31-36: Dark side with K.Rool
37-42: Hero side with Luigi (whenever he goes solo)
43-48: Hero/Neutral side with Wario
49-52: Dark/Neutral side with Captain Syrup
53-00: Screw them all! I'm out for myself!
I'll go first to show everyone. I am.....