Ah, we've got that ban too. It sucks, this is probably the first time we're spending the fourth at my house, and I always used to wonder "why don't we ever use good fireworks?" and I was excited that this year it'd be our responsibility to provide them... but now I know they're not legal. Probably because of all those stupid gangstas in that dirty nasty community down the road... Like, for a while there was this ice cream truck by the side of a building and it had graffiti all over it and the windows were broken. Now it's gone but the wall looks much worse now. Gangsters ruin everything. Six Flags is even going to close Magic Mountain and Hurricane Harbor (sorry to tell you, G-Dawg) because they've had too many problems with those stupid people. They're offering to sell it to anyone who wants to keep it running (best-case scenario) or to someone who will take all the rides and stuff out and do whatever with it (not best-case scenario) or if no one will buy it they'll just close it (worst-case scenario. It'd suck to see all that beautifully-arranged metal to just sit there and do nothing...). I asked my mom "Hey, why don't we buy it? It'd be the best thing ever." And she said "Uhh, you have a billion dollars?" I wish we'd win the lottery. My dad always says "We're gonna WIN" when he gets a ticket, but it never happens. Does it ever happen to anyone? Ever? What if no one buys the winning ticket? What if there's a printing mistake and a hundred people win? I never win anything. Except Mario games. Oh wai, I just lied. One time everyone got tickets for some drawing and I won a CD player. My dad took it to work and claims he uses it every day. And one time I won a drawing at the bowling alley and got a free $15 Target gift card. That went towards NSMB. Anyway... um... I wonder if anyone reads posts ths long...