Talking in third person isn't spam. Otherwise Elmo wouldn't even have a computer on Elmo's World.
My angst, if any, is that I gave away my copies of Spy Fox in Dry Cereal and Pajama Sam: No Need to Hide When it's Dark Outside a couple years ago, and now miss them. Man, Spy Fox was so cool! Trying to rescue the world's dairy cows, all from the Greek island of Acidophilus... oh the memories.