Because I forgot to go to bed at the time that he told me to, my dad comes out of his bedroom with a pair of briefs, makes a quick scoff and says, "I fail at being a dad" and walks off back to bed. Taking a hint at what he just said, I go to turn off the lights and head to bed, but he then grabs me and says real threateningly, "You see that thing over there? (Points to my computer) That's your new dad." He then makes some extremely childish gestures and heads back into bed.
Thus, I could not sleep. I'd like to you try to sleep when you know a psychotic naked man is sleeping just nextdoor to your room.
