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« on: January 06, 2006, 07:37:06 PM »
10/24/88 Mario v. Iggy
Koopa Troopa: All rise for the honorable Yoshi55.
Yoshi55: *playing SMB on an NES hooked up to a small TV* Sit down! Court is now in session.
Mario: This twerp is litterally trying to kill me!!!
Iggy: Objection!
Yoshi55: Granted.
Mario: I would like to call the King of Big Island to the stand.
Mario: Is it true that the defendant tried to attack me and kill me?
King: I didn't see it.
Mario: I rest my case.
Iggy: Your honor, King dad placed a chip in my head causing me to do this.
Yoshi55: We shall produce the chip as evidence.
Mario: Objection!! The chip is a phoney!!!
Yoshi55: Overrulled!!!!! Court will be in recess until the moronic jury makes up their minds.
(the jury was composed of a Dry Bones with a Confederate Army uniform on, Wart, Lemmy, Link, a Koopa Troopa wearing a leather jacket, and Birdo)
one day later, on 10/25/88
Yoshi55: The jury has made a verdict.
Dry Bones: Our ver- What are we doing?
*Yoshi55 and Lemmy sigh in an annoyed manner*
Lemmy: Jury duty.
Dry Bones: Our verdict is: NOT GUILTY.
Yoshi55: I sentence Mario to 1 day of being crushed by thwomps for wasting the Court of NES's time.
Mario: *SMB death sfx* NOOOOOOOO! NOT THE THWOMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!