Author Topic: Two-Sentence Story (Read 3535 times)

¥tterbiJúm · « **on:** April 06, 2004, 02:05:00 PM »

Okay, here's how it works:
Everyone posts two sentences that rhyme and continue the story.
The two sentences don't have to be a poem, they just have to rhyme.

Mario was walking beside Peach on a summer day.
Luigi came up to them and said, "Hey!"

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.

Popple · « **Reply #1 on:** April 06, 2004, 08:31:06 PM »

"I need you to check," said Luigi that day," the hair on my back, for any tics gone astray." Then strolled in a horse eating hay, screaming of things he would like to just say.

Let me away from this boulder!

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #2 on:** April 07, 2004, 11:08:53 AM »

Needless to say, Mario was in shock.
Mario responded, "As long as you promise to wash my jock"

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NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 07, 2004, 04:05:39 PM »

Mario was slapped, by the beautiful Princess Peach.
She said, "We'll only wash your disgusting jocks, if you pay us $5 each!"

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #4 on:** April 09, 2004, 02:13:18 PM »

So reached into his pocket and took out a twenty.
He gave it to Peach and said, "Keep the change, honey."

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n/a · « **Reply #5 on:** April 09, 2004, 04:29:32 PM »

Princess Peach said "Thank you very muchly!"
"But I'll shove your jock down your throat if you even try to touch me!"

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NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 09, 2004, 09:21:21 PM »

Peach and Luigi held their noses and reached down his pants.
They gagged as they pulled it out- it was covered in ants!

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/9/2004 8:21:49 PM

Markio · « **Reply #7 on:** April 09, 2004, 09:27:13 PM »

The very next day, Bowser kidnapped poor Peach.
Mario and Luigi went to rescue her, 'cause Toad gave them four bucks each.

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NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 10, 2004, 08:53:44 AM »

"Isn't it sweet," said Luigi, "That we just got paid?"
"Yes it is," agreed Mario, "But now we have a princess to save!"

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.