Current sig: "With me as the guard captain, the princess will never be kidnapped again!"
A paraphrase of what the leader of the Toad Brigade said in SMG. I wanted to use what he said as my sig at the time, but couldn't remember exactly what it was he'd said (I still don't remember, but since I'm changing sigs, ti's not important).
New sig: "The best thing about this sig is that once you realise it doesn't say anything funny, it will be too late."
A paraphrase of something like that was on a shirt. I thought it was funny, but didn't have time to stop and buy the shirt (Christmas shopping and all).