You know, emulation actually helps Nintendo sometimes. Example: Right now I'm strongly considering replacing my DS Lite with a DSi and a Micro. I still have GBC games I want to play, so I normally wouldn't have gotten a Micro, and an SP, especially with a GBC game in it, is too big to carry around with my cellphone, wallet, keys, and DS, but if I migrate all my GBC playing to my laptop (a good idea anyway, since most of their battery save batteries are dying), then everything works out (I've got one empty pocket left, and it's just the perfect size for a Micro) and Nintendo gets an extra $270 from me. And then I'll play more GBA games than I normally would (the DS Lite fits a lot better in my pocket without a GBA game in it, so I don't usually end up playing them much), and even if they're all used copies, they could end up getting me hooked on series that have new titles coming out.
The town of Eu is changing its name so it'll show up on Google. Of course, now that it's in the news, all you need to do to find it is Google "eu france name change", so they might not even have to go through with it anymore, saving them a lot of time and money.
Hey, wait a minute... what if...
OH NO! WE'VE FALLEN FOR EU'S TARP!