Except that some CTs are just the result of everyday comments that may of may not have to do with CTs.
There are some boards, some communities that CTs work for. Apparantly, this is not one of them. Members here whine about not having them, and then whine when they get one they don't like. Seriously. That's the community, not the CTs. What's wrong with titles denoting sub-forum mods, global mods, admins, and banned/muted members? What's so important about using CTs to crack jokes at others' expense?
Put succinctly and in broken English... Why do you need?