Meat vision! That was one of the funniest episodes of Fairly Odd Parents ever. If you didn't know that was from that... your joke is even funnier.
Yes, I did know that it was from Fairly Odd Parents. Only Timmy's dad just made meat. Luigi TURNS people into meat. I'm glad you saw that.
Yoshi turned towards Mario and asked, "Mario, why don't we just take the boat? We always run into trouble when we don't. Let's make a wise choice this time." Mario and the others agreed to Yoshi's decision; they weren't in the mood to go back into the water. "Okay," Wario said, "But I wanna be captain." It was dead silent for about five seconds, then Mario fell on the floor laughing. "You?! I think we're better of taking it to the sharks back in the water!" Mario rolled around the deck until he couldn't breath. He got to his feet and explained, "Look, this is Yoshi's story, right? I think it's best if we make him the captain. He could call all the shots!"
Wario smacked the poor dino to the left and opened his big mouth. "No way! I wanna be captain! I WANNA, WANNA, WANNA........." He screamed and yelled as hard as he could. The entire ocean erupted in chaos. Rip tides, hurricanes, violent explosions, the works! All because of Wario's boisterous tantrum. Yoshi and Luigi tried to tone him out, but nothing worked. Mario was lost in his thoughts. "God, I bet this is because he never got to be the sherif when we played cowboys. Now he wants to be the captain. We'll never here the end of this!" Luigi's eyes began to burn red with anger. His face was about to blow. "Mario, please just let him be captain!!! His screaming is driving me crazy.....I could just...just...GAGHHHHGGGHH!!!" Out of Luigi's eyes came his infamous meat vision. It zapped Wario right in the leg with an ear-cracking "POW!" The fat boy tripped and fell to the ground. In the place of his right leg was a drum stick. Instead of getting up and taking it like a man, he cried, "O-O-Okay......you can be captain, Luigi...."
"I don't want to be captain. I just want to get this over with so I can go home."
Yoshi took the wheel of the ship. "You know, I've wanted to do this all my life. Even though it's just a dream, here in the world of Subcon, it feels...so real."
The other three were listening in on Yoshi's tale. They stepped back and let Yoshi turn the ship towards the horizon.
"We'll, were gonna have to get the sails down," Mario explained.
Yoshi's face grew bright with excitement. You'd never know he was a green Yoshi, his face was so red.
"I.....get to sail the ship! Yes!! Yes!!"
Everyone but Wario had taken everyday pirate duty. He was to busy eating his own leg, that is, until Luigi turned it back.
"O-O-OWWW!" he cried. "I'm eating my own leg!"
The others laughed at Wario's stupidity, and began to dance and sing. Okay, mabey not that, but they sure were having fun. However, deep in the shadows, lurked a stalker. Watching there every movements, he spoke to himself. "Ugh! They here? What they doing? Me saw Mario and Luigi in cabin a while ago. Good thing me make break for it. !? What that smell? Ah, me smell feet!" Whatever or whoever he was, he was making loud noises.....eating his own toe nails. Needless to say, Mario could here what was going on.
"Hey! Come out with your hands up!"
The creature was scared out of his skin when he heard this. Like a badger stuck in a trash bag, he began to make a mad dash towards a cabin room. Mario, however, jumped out and grabbed him.
"Now what?" he wondered.
What should Mario do?
Let him go?
Keep hold of him?
Ask him a question?