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Author Topic: Big, Long, Rivalries  (Read 17188 times)

« on: January 14, 2007, 11:01:04 PM »
All around the world, through the history of the world, there has been a rivalry bettwen something. What do you think has been the biggest rivalry ever since? I say McDonalds and Burger King have made a long war.

MEGAߥTE

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« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2007, 11:30:19 PM »
The Middle East.

« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2007, 11:39:49 PM »
MEGAߥTE wins.
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

Markio

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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2007, 12:19:44 AM »
Good and Evil.
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2007, 12:22:53 AM »
Me vs myself
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2007, 12:31:24 AM »
God and Satan. (I am basically agreeing with Markio)
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

AbercrombieBaseball

  • FitchPitch
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2007, 12:42:35 AM »
The Pittsburgh Steelers and the Cleveland Browns

The Chef

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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2007, 01:37:04 PM »
Mario and Wario?
Tom and Jerry?
Sylvester and Tweety?
Wile E. Cyote and Road Runner?
Bugs and Daffy?
Sonic and Knuckles? (I refuse to agknowledge that other hedgehog)
Homestar and Strong Bad?
Nintendo and Sega?
Microsoft and Macintosh?
Coke and Pepsi?
The Jedi and the Sith?

« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2007, 01:40:09 PM »

Sonic and Knuckles? (I refuse to agknowledge that other hedgehog)


Is it just me, or does that new hedgehog's (not Shadow) head look like a marijuana leaf? Yeah, I know I sound stupid, but if you look close enough...........Sonic might be trying to sneak in somethin'.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2007, 01:42:17 PM »
Nah, that's juts crappy character design on part of Sonic Team.

« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2007, 04:49:58 PM »
Yankees and Red Sox are still at it...as usual.
Werid Fortune Cookies- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

kirbyman

  • Tourette's
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2007, 05:30:27 PM »
Mario vs. Bowser.

« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2007, 05:19:51 PM »
Me vs. the world, especially Lizard Dude and Pepsi
This is a secret coded message.

« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2007, 09:17:08 PM »
Any rivalry covered on Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's hard to believe such people actually exist.
As a game that requires six friends, an HDTV, and skill, I can see why the majority of TMK is going to hate on it hard.

« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2007, 01:39:55 AM »
Sony and Nintendo?

The Jews and the Nazis (was that a rivalry?)?
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2007, 05:38:39 AM »
I don't think genocide counts as "rivalry".

Me vs. Chupperson
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2007, 08:38:48 AM »
The Jews and the Nazis (was that a rivalry?)?

Pretty much one-sided. (Although the Nazi's got what they deserved during the war)


Us vs Ourselves. We fight our own battles based on our emotions.


Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Glorb

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« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2007, 12:55:44 PM »
Spider-Man and the Green Goblin.
every

« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2007, 02:03:02 PM »
Me vs. Paperluigi and The Chef

Also, MaxVance did egg me on a while back...
My sister is a...(insert threat here)

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2007, 02:07:24 PM »
-TMK vs. Marioguy (back in the day)
-Optimus Prime vs. Megatron ( can't believe I forgot this one before)
-The Knights of TMK vs. The Evil Bread
-Deezer vs. Dezzer
-King Kong vs. Godzilla
-Link vs. Ganon
-Superman vs. Bizarro
-Batman vs. The Joker
-Pac-Man vs. Clyde
-Left Pong Paddle vs. Right Pong Paddle
 

« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2007, 03:41:40 PM »
Me vs. Paperluigi and The Chef



How is that a big long rivialry? It was about 2 days, and most of it was just immature comments from both sides.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Area 64

  • Cholesterol
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2007, 04:05:54 PM »
You guys weren't always rivals... remember this topic? (Unless you were being sarcastic, PaperLuigi.)

« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2007, 04:08:58 PM »
Bah, he always hated me. Just beacuse I said Spongebob was gay. Holy cow...
My sister is a...(insert threat here)

« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2007, 04:30:26 PM »
I don't hate you.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2007, 04:31:54 PM »
Well, ya don't have to annoy me just beacuse I called Spongebob gay.
My sister is a...(insert threat here)

« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2007, 04:32:50 PM »
Okay. But that's not why I was "annoying" you.
« Last Edit: January 17, 2007, 04:42:49 PM by PaperLuigi »
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2007, 07:08:48 AM »
Chupperson vs. Fungi Forums posters

Fifth vs. Ull

Markio

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« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2007, 07:49:02 PM »
Oh you guys!  you should be more cool, like Markio.  Who is cool.

Aw, thanks, Lizard Dude!  You're cool too!
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #28 on: January 19, 2007, 10:10:59 AM »
I'm cool. Right? *adjusts pocket protector*
every

AbercrombieBaseball

  • FitchPitch
« Reply #29 on: January 22, 2007, 11:03:58 PM »
Ford vs Chevy

« Reply #30 on: January 23, 2007, 03:49:57 AM »
The Jews and the Nazis (was that a rivalry?)?
Ahahaha, I love you.

Anyway, cats vs. dogs is a pretty big rivalry--as is cat and mouse.  Come to think of it, cats cause all kinds of trouble--but (and this is known only in certain circles) none of their rivalries is as vicious as that with the penguins.

Today's actually... nobody's birthday!  Quick, hurry up and make a baby!

WarpRattler

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« Reply #31 on: January 23, 2007, 06:39:46 AM »
Adventurers vs. The Naughty Sorceress.
Cloud vs. Sephiroth.
American football vs. everywhere else football.

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #32 on: January 23, 2007, 09:01:55 AM »
That is one freaky pic, DeadAwake.

More Rivalries:

Popeye vs. Bluto
Chocolate vs. Vanilla
Fire vs. Ice
Brighton vs. Twila
Yin vs.Yang


« Reply #33 on: January 23, 2007, 09:20:36 AM »
I thought Yin and Yang were the opposite of rivalry.

And Fire vs. Ice is pretty much like the Nazis vs. the Jews: one just kills the other.

WarpRattler

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« Reply #34 on: January 23, 2007, 10:13:37 AM »
Sora vs. Riku
Sliced vs. Cubed
Boxers vs. Briefs

Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #35 on: January 23, 2007, 06:05:28 PM »
I'm pretty sure Jewish people didn't do a lot of Nazi killing. Besides, compared to other political parties, the Nazi party hasn't been around for very long. Jewish people existed looooong before they did.

EDIT: Whoops, Sapphira already addressed this:
I don't think genocide counts as "rivalry".

Meanwhile... Suffix vs. Nutjob
« Last Edit: January 23, 2007, 06:14:59 PM by Suffix »

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #36 on: January 23, 2007, 07:34:37 PM »
Uhhh, The [dukar]e's, and the other ones.... Suni's, Right??
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

« Reply #37 on: January 23, 2007, 07:51:18 PM »
Well, you forgot the other "I" in "Shiite", and the other "N" in "Sunni"

« Reply #38 on: January 23, 2007, 08:10:58 PM »
Fruit vs Tomato
Shelled sunflower kernels vs Unshelled sunflower seeds
"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special." Stephen Hawking

« Reply #39 on: January 24, 2007, 12:26:20 PM »
Me vs Lost Magic.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #40 on: January 24, 2007, 04:21:43 PM »
Sageshippers (Link/Zelda) vs. Ranchshippers (Link/Malon)
Regards, Uncle Dolan

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #41 on: January 24, 2007, 06:09:02 PM »
Don't forget Fishshippers (Link/Ruto). :D

« Reply #42 on: January 24, 2007, 06:17:55 PM »
Lets see...gang rivalries

I almost said Nancy Drew vs. the Hardy boys, but in the end, they worked together. Maybe there was competition in sales.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #43 on: January 24, 2007, 07:12:24 PM »
Isn't practically every shipping just one huge rivalry?

Also, I doubt Nancy Drew would've ever stood a chance against the real Hardys.

As a game that requires six friends, an HDTV, and skill, I can see why the majority of TMK is going to hate on it hard.

« Reply #44 on: January 24, 2007, 07:16:11 PM »
YIKES! Nope, she would've been bound and gagged and would have had to rely on her wits.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #45 on: January 25, 2007, 09:29:21 AM »
Uh, the real Hardys are "professional" wrestlers. I don't even know if she's want to win the title.

« Reply #46 on: January 26, 2007, 01:12:25 AM »
"professional" wrestlers
I think it'd make more sense to put quotes around "wrestlers" since that's the part that's really under question.  Nobody's arguing they don't make money off what they do.

Grammar Nazis vs. Grammar Jews
Today's actually... nobody's birthday!  Quick, hurry up and make a baby!

WarpRattler

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« Reply #47 on: January 26, 2007, 02:09:22 AM »
Isn't that grammar genocide? Anyway...

Red sauce vs. white sauce
Heroes vs. villains
X vs. Q (for difficulty in acronyms)

Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #48 on: January 26, 2007, 04:07:48 AM »
My first name is Roman, my middle name is Hebrew, and my last name is German. My middle name is commonly not seen at all, and if it is, it's usually reduced down to a mere initial. The Hebrew genocide by the Romans and Germans lives on. :(
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

The Chef

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« Reply #49 on: January 26, 2007, 10:03:24 AM »
Marvel vs. Capcom
Braces vs. Retainers
Cats vs. Dogs
Kongs vs. Kremlings
Spy vs. Spy

Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #50 on: January 26, 2007, 11:00:09 AM »
Wow, I didn't even know about the Jewish-Roman wars until now. It's something we never covered in World History. Although it can also be considered a rebellion, the outcome is pretty bad...

« Reply #51 on: January 26, 2007, 01:49:16 PM »
The Sunnis vs. the Shiites (but I'm a Sunni and I get along with Shiites just fine. But this is in general)

Paris Hilton vs. Nicole Richie (it's over now, reportedly)

UCLA vs. USC
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Suffix

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« Reply #52 on: January 26, 2007, 02:33:33 PM »
Pt_peach: I intend to read "The Kite Flier," which should shed some light on that confusing topic.

« Reply #53 on: January 26, 2007, 03:10:55 PM »
Which confusing topic? The Sunni's and Shiites? It's actually quite clear to me.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #54 on: January 26, 2007, 03:20:39 PM »
Confusing for me, anyway.

« Reply #55 on: January 26, 2007, 04:25:49 PM »
Well, when the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) died, there was an argument over who was the next ruler. Half the people thought to elect his best friend, Abu Bakr, who was very knowledgeable as the leader while the other half wanted his son-in-law Ali (RA) to be the ruler, because he was married to the Prophets daughter Fatimah. The Muslims were split. The Shiite's also have different religious views than the Sunni's. The Shiites felt that the rulers of Islam should stay on the bloodline. However, Sunni's do not believe in this, as voting is encouraged in the Shariah (Islamic law) when choosing leaders. Sunni's do not think that rulers should be appointed due to the bloodline. They Shiites pray differently than the Sunni's, too. They also have other festivals that the Sunni's do not celebrate, like the Prophet's birthday.

So you see? This entire disagreement is because Ali wasn't chosen to be the first Kalifah (even though he was the 3rd Kalifah, after Omar (RA))
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #56 on: January 26, 2007, 04:41:02 PM »
Coke vs Pepsi
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

« Reply #57 on: January 26, 2007, 05:18:34 PM »
SB, Coke vs Pepsi has already been said.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #58 on: January 26, 2007, 06:06:26 PM »
Pepsi vs Coke...
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

« Reply #59 on: January 26, 2007, 06:22:50 PM »
Diet Coke vs Diet Pepsi
Either way, we're stuck with one nasty beverage.
"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special." Stephen Hawking

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #60 on: January 26, 2007, 09:18:08 PM »
Sprite vs. 7up

« Reply #61 on: January 27, 2007, 08:55:39 PM »
Uhh Family Guy and South Park, if it wasn't already used.
I only watch [adult swim]

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #62 on: February 01, 2007, 10:35:39 AM »
Diet Dr Pepper vs. Regular Dr Pepper.
Cheese vs. Anticheese.
Capcom vs. SNK.

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #63 on: February 01, 2007, 03:15:16 PM »
Stars vs. Ztars

« Reply #64 on: February 01, 2007, 09:07:15 PM »
Star Wars vs. Star Trek
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

SolidShroom

  • Poop Man
« Reply #65 on: February 01, 2007, 09:28:50 PM »
Doctor Who vs. Star Trek is a bit more accurate.

« Reply #66 on: February 01, 2007, 09:47:47 PM »
Zebras vs Lions
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #67 on: February 02, 2007, 06:29:41 AM »
To be or not to be.
Today's actually... nobody's birthday!  Quick, hurry up and make a baby!

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #68 on: February 02, 2007, 06:48:40 AM »
Gamers VS The Flagpole!! Dundundun!
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #69 on: February 02, 2007, 03:03:05 PM »
Power Rangers and middle-aged guys dressed up in rubber Halloween costumes.
every

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #70 on: February 02, 2007, 05:16:04 PM »
That's a rivalry?

Mr. Clean vs. Dr. Cleanser

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #71 on: February 03, 2007, 07:00:20 PM »
More like Mr. Clean vs. Pine-Sol.
every

WarpRattler

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« Reply #72 on: February 03, 2007, 07:04:30 PM »
Cheeseburger vs. hamburger
Left vs. right
Up vs. down
Steak vs. mouth (more genocide)

Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #73 on: February 05, 2007, 03:11:40 PM »
Palmolive vs. swearing   >:]
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

Jman

  • Score
« Reply #74 on: February 05, 2007, 09:50:58 PM »
Vikings vs Packers

Packers vs Bears

I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #75 on: February 06, 2007, 06:29:31 PM »
Packers vs Bears

Jim: Here ya go, Kyle, your very own Bears ball! :D

Kyle: *throws Bears ball away* Gween ball! ToT

(Sorry, I couldn't resist. XD)
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #76 on: February 06, 2007, 06:32:46 PM »
Who're those?? will this turn into another trip to wikipedia?!
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

kirbyman

  • Tourette's
« Reply #77 on: February 11, 2007, 03:50:43 PM »
Liberals and Conservatives.

Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #78 on: February 11, 2007, 06:57:52 PM »
Who're those?? will this turn into another trip to wikipedia?!
I'm going to say Jim and his son Kyle from According to Jim. I love that show.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

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