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Here's one:
*Scene: SSBM, Peach using Toad Guard*
Peach:I'm invocible!
Toad:Let me go you stupid thing! I'm not a shield! I'm a loyal Mushroom Retainer! You'll pay for this!
Peach: Shut up and guard me!
Toad: I ain't doin' squat for you! Do it yourself!
*Toad then punches Peach 5,000,000 times and she flies off the stage.*
*Scene: Peach's bed*
Peach is sleeping.
*v.Her dream.v*
a toad comes by and starts to haunt her
then this weird mushroom with a burnt top comes to her
Burnt Toad:Why? Why did you do this? You let me fall to Bowser's fire! Why? I thought you were a nice Princess! I guess you're just another meanie! Wahhhhhhhh......
and so on and so on...
*Peach wakes up*
Peach:Ahhhhhh!!!!!
*Scene: the next day, Mario is Walking with Peach*
Peach: I had the worst nightmare! I dreamt that all my Mushroom Retainers were all tortured and ran away from me. All i did was use them as guards in SSBM. They are loyal to me...
Mario: It only makes sense! You torture them and make them absorb all the damage you should get! That's cruel!
*Mario wallops Peach and then throws some fireballs at her*
Mario: I'm breaking up with you! Your a Toad Abuser!
*Mario calls the Police*
*Peach is then sent to jail for 3 years*
Peach: Ah.... at least Bowser can't kidnap me... Hey, Birdie! That's my crumb!! Get away! >0
An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)
