Paper Mr. Melee, hmm.
Naruto: Dude, this so calls for the One-Foot-Tall Brick Wall!
* Konohamaru appears from under the box ("wall")
Konohamaru: Hey Naruto!
Naruto: NO, YOU DE-EVOLVE RIGHT NOW.
Konohamaru: But...
Naruto: Get...the he[ck]...back in the wall. ~Naruto the Abridged Series, Episode 13 (YouTube).
I command everyone in here to go onto YouTube and watch all of the Naruto Abridged episodes right this minute, nay, second. NOW!