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General Chat / Re: Your Favorite Joke

« on: January 06, 2012, 09:05:37 PM »

A snake slithers into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." "Why not?" asks the snake. "You can't hold your liquor."

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Forum Games / Re: Math and Science Jokes

« on: December 19, 2011, 07:38:49 PM »

A shoe seller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size shoes to buy.  “No problem,” says the mathematician, “there is a simple equation for that,” and he shows him the Gaussian normal distribution.  The shoe seller stares some time at the equation and asks, “What is that symbol?” “That is the Greek letter pi.”  “What is pi?” “That is the ratio between the circumference and the diameter of a circle.”  Upon this the shoe seller cries out: “What does a circle have to do with shoes?!”

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Forum Games / Re: Math and Science Jokes

« on: December 10, 2011, 08:45:57 PM »

Got this jewel from Dexter's Laboratory. I watch it almost every day because I have Boomerang.

A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"

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General Chat / Re: Things you dislike about yourself

« on: December 10, 2011, 08:39:45 PM »

Is that a fancy way of saying you dropped out?

No. My name is still in their database. if I were to drop out, I would have to fill out a form to remove my name from the Alamo Community College District computers.

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General Chat / Re: Things you dislike about yourself

« on: December 10, 2011, 06:15:27 PM »

I dislike the fact that I don't post here enough.

I dislike the amount of homework I get in college. I am going to be a mechanic for a living. Do I really need 12 hours of homework? NO! That's why I took the semester off.

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General Chat / Re: Things you like about yourself

« on: December 10, 2011, 06:09:56 PM »

I like the fact that I am a totally awesome trumpet player. I've been playing that thing for nine years.

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Fan Creations / Re: Post your YouTube info here!

« on: April 19, 2010, 09:15:58 PM »

Here is mine. http://www.youtube.com/user/NightHawk877 Comment, sub and rate please. I'll have to approve the comments so haters won't take over my channel.

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General Chat / Re: What song are you listening to right now?

« on: April 19, 2010, 08:50:13 PM »

Porcupine Tree
"Lazarus"

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General Chat / Re: Stuck in your head?

« on: April 19, 2010, 08:23:03 PM »

Porcupine Tree
"Lazarus"

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General Chat / Re: Wallpapers you have used

« on: April 19, 2010, 08:08:04 PM »

This is my current wallpaper. Search for 3D Blue Crystals on 3dwallpaperstudio.com

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General Chat / Re: Stuck in your head?

« on: April 19, 2010, 06:48:53 PM »

I have Blah, Blah, Blah and Tik Tok by Ke$sha stuck in my head. I want those two songs OUT! It's a shame for the music industry. Porcupine Tree Forever!

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General Chat / Re: The ANGST thread: Complain here!

« on: April 19, 2010, 06:41:12 PM »

There are several things that are annoying: The music industry is going down the toilet, Obama screwed up the USA with government run healthcare and I am sick of people calling my MP3 player an iPod. I have a Cowon D2 and would never own anything made by Apple. People, iPods and MP3 players ARE THE SAME EXACT THING. The only differences are the price, bang for the buck and manufacturer.

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General Chat / Re: The HOPEFUL thread: Be happy here!

« on: April 19, 2010, 06:22:00 PM »

I just got my Cowon D2 back from repairs today. three weeks ago, I had to mail it in to fix a broken power switch.

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Forum Games / Re: The Random Song Thread

« on: February 16, 2010, 01:03:23 AM »

From Protest to Praise by Downhere.

I knew the times would come and now the times have landed
With stinging abrasion As ready as I seem to be
It's never like I planned it, yeah

PRE CHORUS

I'm wrestling my thoughts I'm overcome
Would you give me up I'm asking Lord
There's no where I sense Your presence here
So I will cry out, until I go

CHORUS

From Protest to praise
You're always amazing me
You're changing me slow, but surely
And You're gonna see me to the end

How long will I be forgotten by You forever
You're not making sense here
Seems like eternity has made a home between us, yeah

PRE CHORUS/CHORUS (2X)

You're changing me slow
I just can't help but see it that way
Cuz You're gonna see me to the end

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General Chat / Re: Concerts

« on: February 16, 2010, 12:59:40 AM »

I've been to an Nsync concert, Weird Al, Audio Adrenaline, Seven Places, Kutless, Tait, Decemberadio, and Eleventy-Seven. Out of those, I did not like the Eleventy-Seven concert. The guy running the soundboard did a horrible job. It was like being in a death metal concert. Couldn't hear any vocals, just distortion and more distortion. It sounded like a bad transmission. I still listen to that band, but will never see then live again. I am going to a Downhere concert in about two weeks and can't wait.