You'd better have been thinking of the original and not the will.i.am cover when you posted that.
Per my half-hearted vow, behold… The first known transcription (mondegreens be [darn]ed) of the lyrics to Tone 3 and Psychosiz’s “Rekoopa Kickback”:
Yo man, you need to get over here, like, right now man
Like, right, right now
Like, like earlier than right now
‘Cause I had to say it, like, three time
Man, she over here playin’ Smash Brother, homie
She fits the lead brother, smaaash
You need to get over here, it’s hoppin’ ‘cause the pipe (hah, Psychosiz!) is fittin’ to be laid
I’m tellin’ you… ah, okay!
Dude who owns the house, parents both are out (okay)
So we hit up some *****es, to try to smoke ‘em out (no way)
But some bad guys showed up, started pokin’ around (what?)
Found our stash, bro, and started chokin’ it down (aw, man)
Now everybody’s high as ****, skokin’ around, tokin’ a pound of [dukar] they shouldn’t be ****in’ around with! (*sigh*)
Then some college dude with no follow-through jumps off the roof in a frog suit into a hollow pool (What!?)
*****es slidin’ down flagpoles to follow suit, plus the plumbing’s all ****ed-up—that’s when I called you (okay)
This ***** is crazy and her sister Daisy’s all, too
Daddy’s little princess floatin’ drunk out her prom shoes (d’oh)
Is she off E or X?
Hopefully both, I think, plus she was smokin’ weed with coke and tweak—well, coke at least, and maybe dope, I think (oh, man)
Oh, but she was drinkin’, oh, I mean that I know for sheez (*sigh*)
‘Cause she was off at least two before the Troopas even seen Boo
And another few before (hmm) that other two even seeped through
By the time he took Princess off to see King of the Recourse (what?) she was off LSD askin’ what the Wii do!
Where is she?
Last ween when the dining room when some grimy dude dragged her off kinda rude to try some shrooms
Emo kinda dude, red, spiky ‘do, shell-toes? Impaled nose?
That’s him!
Friend of yours?
Hell no!
Whoa, you think you can go in there sober man, guess again
Lesson plan: Stay away (*sigh*) from the purple-tops as best you can
Usually, I’m on deck, but [darn] (*sigh*), I’m outta shrooms—take this one, this green one’s extra, man
Entered the party on a mission, scopin’ the scene
They thought that Mario was missin’? By no ****in’ means
Hit the kitchen, could barely see over the weed smoke
Some dude in a raccoon fur, rollin’ a leaf
“Yo, if I was lookin for shrooms, where would I be?”
“Well, this is the kitchen, and that door there’s to street
There’s the bathroom, and another upstairs in-between the master bedroom and a nursery for the trees
But there’s too many Shy Guys on the high-rise to slide by
I’m all about my coins”
“I’ll do you better than that!”
“Well, if you can fly high you can glide by
Is you pimp? Take this cape and this feathered hat”
Mash to the living room, then I dashed through it
Fast to the dining room, then I passed through it
Smash to the bathroom door, then I crashed through it
Feet, belly on the floor, yellin, “Peach, don’t do it!”
“Mario, gnarly, bro, you saved me from some bad shrooms
Sorry, yo princess is in another bathroom!”
(*sigh*) [darn]!
Ran upstairs, past two Hammer Brothers
The latter muttered cuss words under a stammered stutter:
“G-got that b-bomb [dukar]”—words slurred at a turtle’s pace
“It’s off the Chain Chomp”
“Stop it! That [dukar]’s purple-laced!”
“Nah, it’s f’nother plain, scout’s honor, bro, I would know
What, are you doctor? You Dr. Mario?”
That’s when I heard “stop!” and “no!”, quote from the third door
Followed by, “What you goin’ into your purse for?”
“To find me a weapon!”
“It’s not gonna stop me”
“But it’ll buy me a second!”
“And that’s all that I need”
The first door opened—first, more smoke, then
Out came some bird ho with her shirt torn open
Took a few hits off a loose split, threw up her lunch
I hit the blue switch and the room lit up at once
Heard, “Dude, you ****ed it up!”—Apparent distress
From some noob (*sigh*), probably the dude whose parents had left
Shirt so long, it looked like he was wearin’ a dress
Adjusted his glasses, still preparin’ assess
Put on his hat and asked, “Mario, you ever hit stress?”
Took out a wand in the shape of a bong or vice-versa
“This doesn’t concern you, don’t make me have to hurt ya”
Scooped some hashish out into a baggie and threw it at me
Tryin’ to escape, via the ladder at the window
I jumped the wand and used the cape to shoot a hash seed spin, then reflected it back usin’ the wind flow
Didn’t matter in the end, though (end, though)
He fell out the balcony, yelling, “Bury me with my Nintendo!”
Camis, you cool and all? What you doin, doll?
Silhouette at the door but couldn’t make it out through the fog
Just some fat guy, Butterball status
Wearin’ the same fit as me, colors all backwards
Looked at him, pushed past him—bite y’n ass, *****
Took off the cape, then it’s back to the classic look (hah!)
Hit the doorway (c’mon!)
Hit the hallway (uh-huh)
Hit the master bedroom door… “Wait!”
(*sigh*)
“King K stay on some major [dukar], laced and lit, I’m talkin’ breakin’ bricks, if I was you I’d Save and Quit!”
“I can’t!”
“Well, at least think of takin’ this”
“What? Toad, I’m already baked a bit
For this, I need something more than chronic power”
“What?”
“This ain’t marijuana, this that Fire Flower!”
Blueberry purple haze! (This that Fire Flower!)
OG cush chronic daze! (This that Fire Flower!)
I kicked in the door, trippin’ the floor cords
All I heard was Thirsty Fish live on G4
“What’s your problem, what you got to rival me for?
Always steppin’ on my shell-toes, *****, no more
Think I’m scareda y’all? *****, you hit me with that parasol
And after I grab you by the hair I’ll tear it off
I’m fair and all—you wanna fight for the shrooms?
One leaves here tonight, the other leaves his life in a tomb”
One beam of light reflected off the one greenest pipe in the room
He picked it up, lit it up, and ignited the room
With the POW, and everybody fell and lay back
He passed it to me, I inhaled, and sent it right back
With the POW, and I was back up just like that
He reached for his stash back, before he could grab it
I backflipped, and landed just outta reach
Took his Star, went ghost, and dipped out with Peach
Down the, down the Rainbow Road, hit the street
Seein’ colors—Let’s get the **** off Koopa Beach!
Yoshi cool?
Hardly, man!
Yoshi gone? Yoshi’s Safari
And that’s the last time I go to a Mario Party, man
Ah’s some derelict fix, perilous [dukar] (*sigh*... man—man, man man…)
Type of ***** how you jumpin’ over barrels and [dukar] (*sigh*)
Man, we could be playin’ golf, (I’m tellin’ you, I’m tellin’ you)
We could be playin’ tennis,
We could be go-kartin’ (like I don’t know)
This ***** got—got us over here on this bull[dukar]
(Man, we could be bumpin’ that Super Bario Brothers, is what we could be doin’)
Touch my Wii
